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Yes, I know this is an antiquated view and not terribly in keeping with these modern times. But I'm simply not greedy enough to sell your eyes for the advertising revenue, however lucrative it may be.
However, Krapsody may change any part of this limited disclaimer at any time with or without consent, notice or warning. If the money bundle is large enough I would sell my left nut and the hand-knit shawl off my grandmother's back.
If this should bother the user, user should take this Disclaimer and put it where the sun does not shine.
In general, legally speaking, it would probably be best if you didn't look at any of these web-pages at all.
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This product is not designed to endure sudden changes in humidity unless you are dousing it with copious amounts of alcohol which result in subsequent dehydration and hair of the dog syndrome in which case give us another drink won't you?
Do not stick your fingers in the gears or grab the saw blade while it is still moving. Eye shielding should be worn at all times. Keep this product refrigerated. Do not expose to direct sunlight. Do not exceed recommended dosage. For external use only.
I take no responsibility for anything contained herein part, stated or implied. This advice has been ignored by 45225 people who don't "get it".
If you fall into that category, try reading the FAQ.
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