Another Disclaimer


KRAPSODY MAKES NO REPRESENTATIONS ABOUT THE SUITABILITY, RELIABILITY, AVAILABILITY, TIMELINESS, AND/OR ACCURACY OF THE INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED MATERIALS CONTAINED ON THIS SITE FOR ANY PURPOSE. ALL SUCH INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS, SERVICES AND RELATED GRAPHICS ARE PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND.

User furthermore agrees to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless Krapsody, its officers, directors, employees, agents, third parties, clowns, midgets, chickens and raccoons for any losses, costs, liabilities and expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees) relating to or arising out of your use of the service, including any breach by you of the terms of this outlined Disclaimer.

Financial support for Krapsody is provided entirely by its webmaster, and these pages carry no paid advertising of any kind. Indeed, Krapsody looks somewhat askance upon other sites who insist upon selling their own readers to a corporate entity to make a buck.

Yes, I know this is an antiquated view and not terribly in keeping with these modern times. But I'm simply not greedy enough to sell your eyes for the advertising revenue, however lucrative it may be.

However, Krapsody may change any part of this limited disclaimer at any time with or without consent, notice or warning. If the money bundle is large enough I would sell my left nut and the hand-knit shawl off my grandmother's back.

If this should bother the user, user should take this Disclaimer and put it where the sun does not shine.

In general, legally speaking, it would probably be best if you didn't look at any of these web-pages at all.

No warranties, express or implied, have been made for this product's usage or fitness for any specific task. Purchaser agrees to all terms given on the lease when they open the sealed disk-envelope or set eyes upon these pages. Children under the age of four should not be allowed to inhale this product. Do not place contents over your head or else baldness or reproductive sterility may result.

This product is not designed to endure sudden changes in humidity unless you are dousing it with copious amounts of alcohol which result in subsequent dehydration and hair of the dog syndrome in which case give us another drink won't you?

Do not stick your fingers in the gears or grab the saw blade while it is still moving. Eye shielding should be worn at all times. Keep this product refrigerated. Do not expose to direct sunlight. Do not exceed recommended dosage. For external use only.

I take no responsibility for anything contained herein part, stated or implied. This advice has been ignored by 45225 people who don't "get it".

If you fall into that category, try reading the FAQ.




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