9 Students to Save the World: No it's Not a Movie

Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:29 pm

Bovine Colons, Earth (Krapsody) - A recent article in Technology News at the Engineer Online states:

Nine students from the Tech-Israel Institute of Technology have developed a model spacecraft for deflecting objects falling from space. The model has been created in response to the asteroid Apophis which scientists believe will collide with Earth in 2036, and was presented at a competition of NASA and the American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics. [Read Full Story]

Hmmm, 2036? Huh, ok then.
That gives us 28 years to fret and worry about it or 28 years to Armaget-it-on.

Hey it's good to know somebody has a plan. And that might be, "Place head between legs, kiss ass goodbye". Maybe we can figure it out in that time. Lord knows we have enough idiots on the planet with their scheming little minds, that are akin to gerbils running around on little wheels. Somewhere in all that clutter there might actually be a good plan.

This seems like a tragic waste of good airbags, the actual airbags not the people endorsing this project. You and I both know all these uber geeks are seeing is dollar signs in the form of more government grants given to similar projects of the useless.

Remember all the millions spent on worldwide studies on how cow farts and cow belches are affecting the ozone layer and are partly responsible for global warming?

And not to mention that it's also a waste of perfectly good nuclear warheads that could be used to blow the fecker into a trillion pieces... that would probably all strike the Earth afterwards. No easy solution that's for sure.

Y'know it's funny, NASA awards student prizes all the time and sometimes makes them "honorary astronauts", just like when kids from school go on a field trip to the local police station they are made "honorary detectives". I have a giant asteroid up my ass. Can those 9 brainiacs or NASA do anything about that? I could then make them "honorary proctologists" which is better than "honorary assholes".

And another thing, anyone else notice that the abbreviation for Tech-Israel Institute of Technology is TIIT??

I'm thinkin' maybe we should divert the asteroid with one gigantic silicone breast implant or perhaps a giant trampoline. How's that for a genius frickin' plan? I'm entertaining any other wild and fanciful ideas at this point.

But by then it will be too late, there will be nothing left worth saving. Just let it hit us, spare us from misery. Goodbye cruel world.