21 March 2008
This just in:
21 March 2008
This just in:
Spewed from the Bowels of
~Static~
on
Friday, March 21, 2008
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Looks like this is the direction we are heading towards huh? I'm glad to see people like you who are willing to share the truth about what is really happening in the world. I also like the fact that you are able to find humor despite the situation. Keeping spreading your message. We need to hear and be aware. Many blessings!
I'm sorry. This post was purely satirical. It's not truth. Have you ever heard of the Onion? I think it's humorous, there is an element of humor in almost everything. I don't think the whole of humanity lacks intelligence enough (the 2% entirety that it may be) to let robots take over the planet for one, I could debate the subject further but I fear it would be like talking to a brick wall... or a robot. Thanks for the compliment(s).