Sun, Mar 23, 2008
Easter Island (Krapsody) - Since Easter is here once again, what better time than to ask another burning question that has been on the minds of great thinkers from far and wide - this occurred to me as I stumbled across a lengthy, quarrelsome and hilarious discussion on BlogCatalog.com regarding whether or not Christians believe in dinosaurs. In lieu of challenging logically unanswerable questions answered with meaningless statements, I've decided to turn the tables and ask: Do dinosaurs believe in Christians?
The central focus of this debate is whether or not dinosaurs have any concept of....anything really. The Krapsody team hit the streets, but unfortunately, they were unable to find any dinosaurs to interview. It seems that dinosaurs are in fact extinct.
Representatives of the scientific community declined to comment and did not return our calls.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Easter Bunny were also conveniently unavailable.
Members of various Christian communities laughed at us, made demands on us to take their pamphlets, used their persuasive hell and brimstone argument to manipulate the team to give donations to their organizations, and forced us to join in their prayer groups by seducing us with their "Cumbayá" singsong.
However, an unidentified individual known only as "der Strumpet", emailed us this photo that clearly shows Jesus walking on water before some dumbfounded dinosaurs who apparently witnessed the event.
In spite of this startling new evidence, it is still unknown whether or not this event actually made a difference in the minds of atheist dinosaurseseses (emphasis added as there were so many dinosaurs) - but the Krapsody team thinks it's quite possible that it resulted in their extinction.
Jesus was unavailable to comment.
Raptor Jesus in Arkansas contributed to this story.