Do Dinosaurs Believe in Christians?


Since it's Easter what better time than to ask another burning question.
After a lengthy, somewhat quarrelsome and frankly hilarious discussion on BlogCatalog regarding whether christians believe in dinosaurs, I decide to instead ask, do dinosaurs believe in christians?

The central focus of this debate is whether or not dinosaurs have any concept of.... anything really. The Krapsody team hit the streets, but unfortunately were unable to find any dinosaurs to interview. It seems that they are in fact extinct.

Members of the scientific community declined to comment or did not return our calls. The Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Easter Bunny were also conveniently unavailable. Members of the christian communities laughed at us and then tried to force us to take their pamphlets, persuade us to give a donation to their organizations, partake in their prayer groups and join in sing-song.

However, an unidentified individual known only as der Strumpet, emailed us this photo that clearly shows Jesus walking on water before some dumbfounded dinosaurs who witnessed the event.



In spite of this startling new evidence, it is still unknown whether or not this event actually made a difference in the minds of atheist dinosaurses's's (emphasis added as there are many dinosaurs), but it quite possibly resulted in their extinction. Jesus was unavailable to comment.


3 comments:

  • Gboo said...

    lmao!!

  • itsme_crazydad said...

    An irresponsible headline! No ref. to dinosaurs believing in christians. I admit...it was funny, but not substantiated, therefore should not be used!

  • ~Static~

    Hey, ok, you're the boss.

    Wait, no you're not. And I can be funny if I want. Screw you and your mixed signals. Look at this site - point out one responsible headline! Find one and I'll fix it.

    Also, prove it's not true. I have $10 that says at least one - if not a dozen - of those dinosaurs hoped - juuust a little - that Jesus would have saved them. Although they probably needed it less than most people seem to.

    Responsible?! How dare you crazydad.

    Now shoo! Smells like your cookies are done anyway. Scat! Go not laugh on some boring old news site or pester another blogger whose posts you cannot agree with since you have nothing better to do.

    Shoo I say! And take the chihuahua with you.

    Note: Buddy jesus approves of my post. http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9902/buddyjesusgb7.jpg

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