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Aside from peeling off and reapplying all the stickers this is the one that makes most sense. Just destroy the fricken thing.
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
For more Rubik's Cube inanity.
Robot Solves Rubik's Cube in 6 Seconds, Embarrasses Humans Everywhere
No hammers are involved.