After Barbara Walters admits to an affair with former Republican US Senator Edward Brooke
of Massachusetts in her memoir "Audition" and also in an appearance on "The Oprah Winfrey Show", Ms. Walters' voicemail reveals a number of other lurid secrets.
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Comedy gold sir. "I've got something to add to 20/20 another 20 and by that I mean my penis" Lmao. I'm sure Barbara has much more reporting and microphones to hold.
Indeed, and her vagina has many more diabetics to heal.
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Why thank you, Health Nut Wannabee Mom.
Stay tuned for my upcoming post, an exclusive Krapsody interview with Barbara Walter's vagina.
And yes, it has just as many if not more speech impediments than Ms. Walters does.