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Spewed from the Bowels of
~Static~
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Sunday, June 15, 2008
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Ha! I love the "Your body has rejected your face lift" one.
It reminds me of the Far Side, which I miss, dammit! :)
Whatever happened to the idea of rejuvenating your face with an electric current, as in the movie Holy Man?
Chelle - I liked the Far Side too! Gary Larson has given me alot of inspiration. And you know it's hard when your body rejects your face, like mine has. =(
Mr. Bananas - I think that idea was replaced with do-it-yourself botox injections on the Home Shopping Network. But if you harass a police officer enough you might be able to have the procedure done for free with his taser.
Man, most face lifts look pretty rotten and even worse when people go get them from some hack who has no idea what he's doing. When celebs go overboard with it the result is usually bad as well. Probably one of the least subtle ways of plastic surgery I'd say.