Famous Farts in Sports

All this hype over the Olympics has me cringing like a hair metal lover at a Miley Cyrus concert. But, thankfully there are some events that can be more enjoyable because of 1) little girls lip synching krappy songs, 2) female volleyball players (and the political figureheads who slap their butts), 3) the amount of epic fail recorded for history's sake to laugh at.

And of course, 4) farting athletes. I wonder who the current contenders for best farter will be in the 2008 Olympics. Will they outdo Peter Johannson from the 1952 games? I think not.


You think that extra-inch was the result of cabbage and beans for breakfast, and did it give him an "unfair edge" in the high jump?

Thanks to AtomicWedgieTV.com



7 Comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

The thrust is just what a pole vaulter needs, but a true fart competition is where the contestants try to fart out a tune.

Don said...

Just remember that a fart will also grease the cheeks and make them glide easier when running or walking.

Jeffman said...

That was truly a magnificent feat. Of course, such performance enhancing tactics are now banned by the modern olympiad association. Spoil sports!

Andrew Long said...

First of all, ♥

Secondly, congrats on your Golden Cock of Excellence. Even though it's a great achievement, I don't want to know where that thing has been.

Thirdly, can you destroy Michael Phelps for me? Apparently he's the Jesus of the olympics, and I'm afraid that he's going to dominate the world next.

Qelqoth said...

Michael Phelps was created at Cyberdyne Systems.

JelO said...

Krap article indeed... The fart sounded liquidy it seemed... lol But definitely... Other athlete olympian farts can surely do better than that.. They can probably even do a song or something- jiving to their routines... lol Interesting post...

jet said...

speedo has just introduced an aerodynamic butt plug which is said to increase the velocity and tone of athletes emissions. look for it in london 2012!

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