People come to Krapsody for strange facts, weird tidbits and useless information. And so here's a bit more of that for ya.
TIRED OF THE SAME OLD BORING FURNISHINGS?
Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the meatiest of them all? Mmm, STEAKY. I like mine medium rare to well done with a side of mashed potates and gravy and wow suddenly I am like getting hungry and stuff.
That's like a gag gift you give to your in-laws who have all that cheesy southwestern decor in their home. But then they love your gift so much they encourage all those cheesy friends of theirs that live on their block who have the same exact decor to buy one too.
Which leads me to present... the Cactus Couch! You just can't beat this prickly addition in your livingroom for those quiet cozy evenings at home in front of the fire or the t.v. set. Comes with a handy first aid kit. Can you say, "pass the tweezers, please"?
(This should be your in-law back up gag gift).
Not weird enough? How about these then.
You know you really have to have a sense of humor to own the table that looks like it's answering the call of mother nature on your floor.
If you have your living space covered then how about a new bathroom fixture?
I've always wanted that uncomfortable "feel like I'm being watched while I take a dump" sensation. Thanks to the manufacturer of this modern miracle now I can.
I just shat 20 goldfish. Hmm... wonder how THAT happened.
And if you're homeless, I'm sorry but there are no psychedelic boxes to choose from yet. But I'm sure the distributors of these fine articles may go that route when they start shipping these out in mass quantities (which will likely be never). But if you're homeless you probably don't have a computer, so you won't read this and consequently aren't missing out on anything.
Let me leave you all with a psychesqualidelic song.
Edit: Song credit 'Purple Veins' by The Jimi Homeless Experience