Krapcipe: Spam Skillet Casserole - Broil until golden


* Exported from MasterSlop (a subsidy of Krap Imports)*

SPAM SKILLET CASSEROLE RECIPE by Sir Static of Krapsody - Decimator of Spammers

Recipe By : The Robot Defeating, Cannibalistic Tribes of Papua New Guinea

Serving Size : 6 Preparation Time 24:00:01

Categories : Casseroles Main dish

Ingredients and Preparation Method
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1 entire SPAMMER (130-365 lbs), de-boned, and cubed
2 Baking potatoes, cut into-1/8″ slices
1 c Thinly sliced carrots
1 c Thinly sliced onions
1/2 c Thinly sliced celery
2 Garlic cloves, minced
2 tb Flour
1 t Coarsely ground pepper
3/4 t Dried whole thyme
1 cn No-salt-added green beans-drained (16 oz)
1 cn No-salt-added whole-tomatoes, drained and-chopped (16 oz)
1 cn No-salt-added vegetable-juice cocktail (5 1/2 oz)
Butter-flavor vegetable-cooking spray

Cook potatoes in boiling water 3 minutes or until crisp-tender. Drain. In industrial sized skillet, cook SPAMMER until browned; remove from skillet. Add carrots to skillet and saute 4-5 minutes, stirring frequently. Add onion, celery, and garlic; saute until vegetables are tender. Combine flour, pepper, and thyme. Stir flour mixture into vegetable mixture; cook 1 minute, stirring constantly. Add browned SPAM, green beans, tomato, and vegetable juice cocktail. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat and simmer 5 minutes, stirring occasionally. Remove skillet from heat; arrange potato slices over SPAM mixture to cover completely. Spray potato slices with vegetable cooking spray (or 1/2 gallon of the spammers lard or if unavailable 1 quart imported Iraqi petroleum oil will do). Broil 6″ from heat source *1,426 minutes and 1 second* or until golden. Garnish with the following: scalped hair, toe/fingernails, clothing and shoes.

ENJOY (teh lulz)!


spammer cannibals


9 Comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

I'd rather eat a hippo's dick.

scarlet-blue said...

I'd rather eat a lovely big traditional Sunday roast, with roast potatoes . . . I'm sure Mr Bananas would too . . . hippo's dick? Icky . . .
Sx

~Static~ said...

I've heard that hippo's dick is rather tough, and a tad grisly, with a very gamey flavor.

This of course is all according to Mr. Bananas himself. And well... what would he know about good food? He's an ape.

Damian (666) said...

As a Krapsody "topic expert" I would say that if you are planning on eating "hippo dick" or any animals dick for that matter you should first make sure the animal is dead or at least aware of you dick eating plans, a many a adventurer has come unstuck whilst snacking on a dick belonging to an animal.

Make Krapcipe, its healthier and will save you a lot of kicks to the face!

some dude said...

"Fuuuuuh?!"

Gorilla Bananas said...

Of course I don't want to eat a hippo's dick, you silly people. I mention it only because it is marginally less horrible than spam casserole.

Damian (666) said...

Sure Bananas we know what ya mean, hippo lova. hehe

~Static~ said...

@Gorilla Bananas - So you have tasted hippo dick before. And it's less horrible than spam casserole?! Me thinks you liked it a bit more than you are letting on, Mr. "Bananas" (oh the ironies of that name in this instance. LAWLZ!)

@Damo - Just make sure you let that hippo know of your dick eating plans, perhaps you may come unstuck whilst snacking on it's todger without it kicking you in the face. LAWLZUH!

Hey, this conversation is getting interesting...

Anonymous said...

Does anyone have a pic of a hippos dick? I googled hippos dick and all I got was this conversation! Feeling a bit disappointed and sad deep inside.

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