Today is April 22nd. Do you know what day it is? Did ya forget already? Why it's Earth Day!
It's time for us to clean up our act. A time for going Green. A time for picking up trash around yourself and not throwing it out the window on the freeway, pinheads. A time for calling out sick at work and reducing our carbon footprints. That's just what I did. I called up work this morning and told them I wouldn't be coming in today. And if they didn't like it...well then I'd be leaving a carbon footprint in their ass.
The bleeding, the sick, the elderly, and the infirm can walk to a hospital for all I care at this moment in time. That's right. No ambulance rides for YOU today! Get ill, have a heart attack, or injure yourself some other day, moron. Don't you know it's Earth Day?
I want everyone to know, Krapsody is environmentally conscious. After all this blog isn't printed on paper..AND I drink only earth-temperature water (preferably polluted, so I can do my part in filtering the many toxins man has dumped into the environment).
This might explain why I have a large growth on my neck that glows in the dark. Hmm, maybe I ought to get that checked out..
Anyway. So in honor of Earth Day I have done something M0AR meaningful than participating in some run-of-the-mill BORING Earth Day event at a park or civic center, that in reality, just creates more trash and pollution.
I have created my very own motivational posters for you to pass on and get people motivated...or aroused..or perhaps a bit pissed off. Controversy is my middle name. Whatever works to spread the word!
Well. That's it for now folks. Tell me which ones are your favorites by leaving me a comment. Maybe the Earth Day Network or perhaps even the Green Party will use one someday. If you're feeling up to it, print one out and use it as a bumper sticker on your Hummer...what?? A guy can dream can't he?!
Listening to: The Pretenders - My City Was Gone