A Totally Pointless Useless Arcane Stupid Deranged Puzzling Random Survey


WTF "I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers."

- Kahlil Gibran














Answer these questions at your own peril...









8 Comments:

kathcom said...

Just as a side note, Kahlil Gibran was full of shit. He was a drunken parasite who lied about his young life and recast himself as a sage, while living off the largesse of Mary Haskell, his patron and lover.

I know, you're saying, Way to go, Kahlil! It's one of those broken clock is right twice a day situations. He was a hypocrite but some of what he said is true.

Thoreau had food delivered to him while he sat in his cabin on Walden Pond writing all his deep thoughts.

Sorry, my inner English major just came out. I need another quiz to take the edge off....

Daddy Papersurfer said...

I did that ..... can you tell me why? ..... tee hee

Julio said...

CONFUUUUUUSING!!!!!!!

threio said...

Where the Hell is my prize for takin the survey you cheap Bastard!

Julio said...

WTF WHY AREN'T YOU MAKING NEW ARTICLES? YOU ON CRACK, MAN?!?! The Internet ORDERS you to blog!!!!

Dr. Dave said...

That's the longest friggin' "survey" I've taken since the SATs!

FYI...my boss is named Satan, but his last name wasn't in your survey, so I had to go with Cyrus.

And fingers?...completely useless...

Mars?...YES.YES.YES.YES!

bigmentaldisease said...

When do I get my money?

Gboo said...

best survey ever

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