Spiders On Drugs



Video courtesy of: Andrew Struthers (apeman888)

19 Comments:

THE SNEE said...

What kind of web would the spider weave on locally made organic cider I wonder? Outrageous, jaw dropping footage! I wish my tangled mind had thought of it! Fun repost Static.

Static said...

@THE SNEE: I think they'd derail search engines! Just wait until they dose them spiders with banana peels!! A good bananadine trip and they'll be seeing giant flies with machine guns. They'll freak out and build a spider hole so magnificent that Saddam Hussein will be jealous of it. What a tangled web the Canadian Wildlife Service weaves.

Gorilla Bananas said...

This is hogwash. In spider society the bitch rules and her slaves are called "meals". It's better to die as a meal than live as a slave.

Qelqoth said...

So what about the spiders who were administered a gorgeous cocktail of ecstasy, cocaine and PCP? And the spider who spent the whole night lying on the flood after shooting up skag? These are the ones we really need to be concerned with.

Qelqoth said...

*floor

Forgive me. I'm a spider; I'm off my fucking face and have no idea how to type properly. It's probably because of all those messed up scientist dudes.

Static said...

@ Banana Split: Even though the two are synonymous, I think I'd prefer being a slave over being eaten alive any day...that is if it's possible to choose one over the other.

Static said...

@Qelqoth :: Those spiders on the X, coke, and angel dust never see the light of day outside a laboratory...in the meantime, they hallucinate that the walls are melting, that they are the spider kings, and that they can SEE the music, man. And the heroin addicted spiders are attending rehab in Malibu.

Greg Hann said...

I think I just found my new best friend...after scrounging thought the eight hundred trillion normal people out there, I finally found someone who understands how ridiculously funny everything is. Thanks man!

Static said...

@ Greg Hann: Um, you're welcome..and thanks. Good to know I am apparently "not normal" in your opinion. I do sincerely hope you enjoy your time here and that you are "not a stalker", you nonconformist rebel you. =)

Stela James said...

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Static said...

@ SploggerStela: You're most welcome. Now stop spamming the comments section with your links before I make you MY bitch.

Signed,

The Crack Spider

The LSD Spider said...

Today, a young spider on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves...Here's Tom with the weather.

The Marijuana Spider said...

I'm hungry, but I'm too damn sleepy to do anything about it. Got any gum?

The Crack Spider said...

Yeah, yeah, I know that I lost a lot of weight. I have no money for food, sooo can I get $20 for some groceries? Okay, I'll suck yo dick for some rock. Aww, c'mon man!! Crack makes you crazy. Bitch. Who has the gun now? Who?!

The Drunk Spider said...

Fucking Humans...the Humans...Guuuuhhh!..the HUMANS are responsible for all the *hiccup! all the *hiccup! ALL the wars in the entire world *hiccup!! Gaaahhhh!

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Greg said...

I say eat the spider,will you become spiderman or just believe you've become spider man.

Maybe you'll turn into catwoman?

Feed the spiders drugs then sell them magic spiders,instead of magic mushrooms.

Static said...

@ Stela James: Thanks for boosting my comments count with your spam and drivel. Consider yourself reported to Blogger for abuse as in so 5 minutes ago. =)

Static said...

@ Greg: lol wut?

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