Guess what kiddies? It's Infographics Week at Krapsody.com! *Because we all know how important it is for illiterates to be able to
read and interpret take a good guess at visual representations of information! *this is just my lame attempt to flood the internets, and your minds, with useless information..and also because I am too busy lazy to write any articles right now. Plus, I've been offered a cool advertising deal I couldn't refuse (a years supply of French ticklers and an all expenses paid trip to Butt Plug Mardi Gras (aka CPAC 2011) and THAT'S a "hole" lotta fun, folks!) I just love infographics!!
Frankly, I am surprised they left out these fine examples to get higher than a giraffe's ass!
*DO NOT TRY THESE AT HOME or anywhere at anytime..EVER! I suppose this goes without saying, but some people are not very bright.
Do you remember as a child spinning around to get dizzy? This was your way of getting high without the realization that this was what you were doing. The dizziness effect is a high that is achieved naturally and without any real harm done. Other than throwing up, or spinning into solid inanimate objects. So, start acting like a kid once again and you'll be able to achieve the high you're looking for.
Standing in a
windstorm tornado will get you higher than a giraffe's ass. You have to be facing the direction of then tornado and it will carry you away, literally. The vacuum within the center of the tornado will take your breath away and thus create a high. If there is no wind or a tornado, then sign up to go skydiving (sans the parachute pack stuffed with pots and pans or just sans a parachute pack), this will somewhat simulate the effect you are looking for. It's also known as an adrenaline rush...which can be achieved by riding a roller coaster or other dangerous amusement park ride as well. However, as with any risky enterprise, death is possible, so take precautions (bring your own parachute pack).
Lying in the hot sun from the morning to evening will get you high. Just don't drink any water or fluids when you do this. This is also known as sunstroke and/or dehydration. The sun and heat will slowly roast you and you'll eventually find your head spinning. You might even need to be carried inside because you will be unable to walk. It's just like being drunk or high, but without ingesting ANYTHING!
Consuming raw chicken will get you high. Leaving the chicken out for three hours and eating it will give you salmonella poisoning and much like drinking dog pee (see next), you will projectile vomit causing a high.
There's a rumor that if you drink fresh dog urine then you will projectile vomit and that you will get high. Allegedly, this has also been discovered to prevent heart attacks. So, if you want to stay "healthy" and get high at the same time then this seems to be the way to go, albeit a disgusting way. I can only assume that eating dog shit might have the same benefits. But I'm not willing try it or place bets on that.
Tingling and Suffocation Roulette,
and another common technique
involving sexual gratification referred to
as Autoerotic Asphyxiation (aka Choking Method)
This is done by placing a rope, a sock, a belt, or anything you can tighten around your neck and getting it as tight as possible. As the life releases from your body, you allegedly feel a state of euphoria. But, don’t forget to loosen it up after you get to that state or you will ultimately die like Michael Hutchence or David Carradine. This has also been known to be used during a sexual act because some people like the combination of the two sensations together.
Putting your head upside down in a toilet and flushing it a few times can get you high. It is a combination of the blood rushing to your head and the holding of your breath so you don’t drown that makes this happen. I believe the kids that used to get picked on in school call this a swirly.
Stick your head in a gas stove. The fumes from the gas can cause you to get high, but if you breathe in too much you can also suffocate and die. It is best that you only take only moderately deep breaths to accumulate this high, or none at all. At some point you should breathe again, or you'll suffocate and die (see #19).
So, there ya have it. The possibilities for junkies--I am sure--are endless!