15 Unsurprising and Insignificant Facts About The Internet

infographic

–noun
A pretentious graph.

Ed: Check out this infographic on crime rates
Stan: That's a pie chart
Continuing with infographics week, er..infographics month, at Krapsody; there are plenty of absurd things to talk about thanks to the internet. And I'm quite sure that's because nearly EVERYONE on the internet is stupid, or crazy, or both. This is why the internet is not only a great place to find fodder to blog about, but it's also a great place to visit. . .mostly. Humor, it seems, is plentiful.

You could say that amusement on the web is so abundant, that you would be hard pressed not to find it. And if you have access to it, then you'll know exactly what I'm referring to (see pie chart below).

Sites such as eBay and Craigslist have become popular places to purchase humor. However, in both cases you must be weary. eBay and Craigslist are known for people misrepresenting the humor they have for sale. They'll over-exaggerate the value of their humor, and when your package arrives in the mail and you take your brand spanking new humor out of the box, you find it simply isn't funny at all.

Then you'll need to navigate the red tape of trying to get a refund from the seller, who now has lost their sense of humor altogether. And there's nothing funny about that. Since I don't offer refunds, Krapsody is no exception to the rule. So buyer beware.

Humor aside, the demand for a way to analyze information, such as internet statistics, have been so great people were practically praying for some miracle they could have a web-styled pop-up book, a way for that mind-blowing info to be explained quickly and simply. Consequently, we have the creation of the infographic.


Facts About The Internet made by infographic Douchebags



Okay, the need for a lame comic strip to explain something as easy as someone using Google to search for
"if a horny cow escapes from a farm, how long will it take before it humps mel gibson?"
is still pretty funny. Um, yeah..


In spite of the existence of pictographic displays for simpletons, we've entered an era where no one has an attention span longer than that of a gnat, so there's a newfound need for an infographic that is simpler, even better than it's predecessor.

Presenting the internet infographical infographic, or the i3 (shortened to make it easier to grasp and convey.) note: I think the following super infographic confirms the distinct possibility that it's all of the above that is responsible for the decline of civilization as we know it...but it could just simply be #1 or #8 on the previous infographic list. You're guess is as good as mine. And assuming that any readers following thus far probably lack the ability to understand fuckwittitude, then it goes without saying that we will probably never know.



4 Comments:

Kelly said...

People do lack the 'fuckwittitude', for certain. I had to look that term up, by the way. Thanks for making me look up something besides "nanny goats that slurp monkey jizz of a buttery Ritz cracker yet still find the time to hump Mel Gibson".

Darn.

I like your burnt pie chart infographic better than the one you took from the medical humping and drill site. It was simpler to understand because of om gnat like attention span on important stuff like this.

And for this, we thank you.

I must now go back to my regularly scheduled porn surfing in order to release my mucho macho man seed from my big hairy nutsack.

Take care, friend.

Gorilla Bananas said...

The phrase "horny cow" is ambiguous. It could mean that a cow chases down Mel Gibson and rapes him like a punk with one of her horns. Or it could mean that a cow in heat ties Mel Gibson to a bed face up, licks his dick and then straddles him while mooing like a harlot. The pie-chart is informative but the information in it is crap. 75% my hairy butt.

Static said...

@7masterheathen (Kelly) : You're search term you mentioned would probably lead here anyway. And I don't think I wanna know what you do with that. =\

Static said...

@ Gorilla B : It's not only ambiguous, but was an actual search term according to my Analytics account...and it's just plain weird. Sort of like your Mel Gibson/cow porn porn and the specifics involved with that. This may be why Mel, out of shame, has resorted to wearing disguises in public lately so no one recognizes him. http://bit.ly/MGdisguise


And you're right, my pie-chart is crap, that was the whole point. It's merely a reflection of the internet. Although I may change it to "Gorilla Banana's hairy butt=100% lols".

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