Don't Masturbate To This

Christine O'Donnell Evile


Running for U.S. Senate in Delaware, Christine O'Donnell has some extreme opinions about masturbation and more, but doesn't know much about the Constitution. Maybe if she spent less time mentally masturbating she'd have a clearer purer perception of things.



6 Comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

I rather masturbate to it than let her give me a blow job.

Static said...

@ Mr. Bananas: I think your chances of masturbating to it are much greater than her giving you a blow job. But then again, you haven't been introduced to each other yet.

Static said...

@ Mr. Bananas: ..unless your penis resembles a kitten or it IS a kitten. Ha ha, oh yeah. Funny ape. You've got a kitten-penis!

Static said...

That certainly gives new meaning to the term "kitten huffing". =P

BMD said...

Too late.

Kelly said...

Damn. I never even had the chance to masturbate to it. The second I looked upon visage of this tantalizing goddess, semen shot out of my pee hole, blasted out of my pants and completely splattered the interior of the room.

Then, I masturbated.

Yeah, I've been watching her dip shit antics on the news and Bill Maher's show. She's friggin' retarded.

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