When Sailing The Sea Of Memes, Beware of Shark-Cat

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Da dum. Da dum. Da dum dum dum dum dum dum dum! Oh noes, cat-shark..shark-cat!! iz gunna git meeee!!1

9 Comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

All teeth and no jaw power. If your butt feels itchy you could ask him to bite it.

Kelly said...

It's after my willie! Oh noes! Please don't eat my willie, Shark-Cat! I promise to be extra good this Christmas and not take any unnecessary poops in the ocean.

Static said...

@ Gorilla B: I would, only I don't think my butt is all that itchy really. It helps that I bathe on a regular basis. Something which gorillas are unfamiliar with, I assume? If you'd like to come over, I have a toilet you could wash your face in. Mi casa (caca) y su casa (caca)!

Static said...

@7masterheathen aka Kelly: Oh don't be silly! The Cat-Shark is NOT lured by a cocktail weenie. If we were fishing for catfish then maybe so. Catfish love worms. As the case may be, your right buttock would be a more satisfying meal for this terrifying sea creature don't you think? I thought you knew this as I'm dangling you over the side of the boat and all. That's how I got the only known picture of the Cat-Shark!

Static said...

p.s. Happy Thanksgiving!

Kelly said...

Lol... Happy Thanksgiving... and glad I could help by being Shark-Cat bait. It's always been my dream.

Static said...

@7masterheathen aka Kelly: Just like it was your dream to be tiger bait at the zoo on Halloween?

Kelly said...

Why shore!

Static said...

@7masterheathen aka Kelly: Well, actually, that was my idea. And I really should have thought it through further. Tigers are much smarter than I originally believed.

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