The TSA would like to take a moment to put holiday traveler's concerns at ease about being forced to choose between allowing a TSA agent to see them naked, or to have their genitals touched and squeezed as part of what the TSA terms "enhanced pat-downs." Remember, the TSA considers your safety and the images produced by Advanced Imaging Technology to be "family friendly."
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(it had nothing to do with Joe Francis...officially.)
Via: A Really Major Douchebag Infographic Team
Knowing the TSA's heavy-handed response to any videos exposing their shortcomings...here's a TSA Christmas Carol video by a certain pilot who wants to help us understand the screening process; but now that I've published it, that means that I'll have to seek asylum in Canada. "Um, it's nice here, eh?" | "Bonjour, baise-moué l'ail!" Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
TSA video courtesy of: Heavy.com