Why The Rapture Failed



And lo, it came to pass that Macho Man Randy Savage did prevent the impending Rapture. Amen.

Macho Man Randy Savage Dies In Car Accident (5/20/2011 day before Rapture prediction) [Full Story]





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17 Comments:

Randy Macho-Man Savage. said...

Like I said, that's why the Rapture was delayed.

Static said...

@ Randy Savage: If you didn't have that heart attack and veer across a concrete median ... through oncoming traffic ... then collide head-on with that tree and die the day before the Rapture, all of humanity would have been destroyed. You're a hero, Mr. Savage. You're my hero!

Randy Macho-Man Savage. said...

You're welcome, my son.

Static said...

. . . Daddy?

T Mobiles said...

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Randy Macho-Man Savage. said...

@ static lol jk idk!

Static said...

@ T Mobiles: pfft! Genius? I don't think so. But I do have street smarts, to me that is more important. For instance, it means I am less inclined to spam people for material gain because I have a sense of personal integrity. To each their own.

Static said...

@ Randy Savage: Obi-Wan told me you killed my father.

Randy Macho-Man Savage. said...

No, I am your father.

Static said...

@ Randy Savage: No . . . no! That's NOT true! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! NOOOOOOOOOuuuhhh! NOOOooooooooeerrrgh!

*cry face

lol jesus said...

That was a cheap shot, Macho Man. Yeah, you better run, 'cause when I catch you you're going to feel the wrath of God.

Kelly said...

Damn you, Randy! Damn you all to wresslin' hell! You kept me from being Raptured. The good lord chose me as one of his worthy flock to get the almighty cloud ride to Heaven. I had my bags all packed and gave all of my worldly possessions to hobos, homos, retarded kids, beatniks, Smurfs and folks whose names begin with a "T".

Oh, Randy, you really ruined it this time. Come October 21st, you better leave that chance at Rapture alone, dude. I don't wanna miss my opportunity this time around. Besides, God really needs good folks like me up there to help out and set a holy example for everybody.

Static said...

@7masterheathen if you gave away all of your worldly possessions, why did you pack your bags? What's in them thar bags, mister??!

Kelly said...

I just packed a pair of clean underwear and some Archie comics.

billy pilgrim said...

i'll bet miss elizabeth is tickled pink to have macho madness running wild in heaven.

randy will the one to open the seven seals.

Static said...

@7masterheathen I don't believe clean underwear or Archie comics are necessary in Heaven. You're a materialist, and a heathen. No 'Get Out of Hell Free' card for you!

Static said...

@ Billy: Liz Taylor is putting the smack down on the Macho Man and wearing his tickled pink spandex pants. It appears that they're equally envious of each others wardrobes. So this battle could last a while.

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