Obscure Moments in Pop Culture History IV

This is an improvement.

Justin Bieber-Baby(Death Metal Version)




Thanks to AndyRehfeldt for making me LMFAO.



17 Comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

What a manly young man he is. Every female gorilla's rape fantasy.

Static said...

@ Bieber (banana) beater: Now that's something I'd be willing to pay to see.

BlackLOG said...

All the video needs is Ozzy Osbourne to jump on stage and bite his head off, while Kelly Osbourne deflowers the little git (after all no one should die a virgin)…. and it would be perfect….

Static said...

@ BlackLOG: I'm confused by something you said, maybe you can clear it up. Did you just call Kelly Osbourne an ape?

BlackLOG said...

How did you get "ape" from

Justin her beaver (or whatever his name is?)

Deflower

Git

and die a virgin?

Have I been accidently writing between the lines again?

Static said...

@ BlackLOG: I think you may have been writing in between the lines - unless you didn't read Mr. Bananas' comment above, in which case my apologies.

BlackLOG said...

sadly while I learned to write (although some people might find that debatable) I never learnt to read….

Static said...

@ BlackLOG: So you are under the impression that Kelly Osbourne is an ape?

BlackLOG said...

That's a bit harsh on apes....

Static said...

@ BlackLOG **cough cough**

klahanie said...

And Metallica are doing a cover version of 'Sugar, Sugar' by your all-time favourite (favorite) band, 'The Archies'.....

Teh Evil Penguin said...

Little does his fans know, but this is really how the little prick talks in real life, away from the cameras. Should his balls finally drop, the octave of his voice would be so low that the gates of Hell would open wide, spewing forth the decomposed souls of Amy Winehouse and Pat Robertson (who really died in 1996, his corpse is merely running off of instinct and electrical impulses) as the two who will bring forth the apocalypse.

On a related note, I need to lay off the ganja this early in the evening, the night is still young.

Static said...

@ klahanie: Is it like this? If not, I don't want anything to do with it.

Static said...

@TehEvilPenguin I like pie.

Static said...

Whenever I hear or see Justin Bieber, this is what I wish would happen.

A feminazislamofascitard said...

Justin Bieber supports and causes pedophilia/ephebophilia in soccer moms. His violently sexy lyrics normalize contempt for older men in ghetto culture. The girls in his music videos are called 'baby' and other worse labels by Bieber who they are subjecting themselves to. Only an idiot would treat it as a joke or pretend it's some kind of antidote to Karl Rove or pop culture. Bieber should be pumping women like me! I gots a fever and Bieber is the cure!!

p.s. As a feminazislamofascistard I'm a huge Justin Bieber fan and it goes without saying that I LIKE young boys - they're easily manipulated by my grooming techniques and they don't have all the body hair, testosterone and attitude that men have. Too bad NAMBLA won't accept women. Viva Mary Kay Letourneau!!

Static said...

@ freakotard: Yes but how do you feel about your own grooming habits-such as shaving your armpits or legs-and waxing your bewhiskered nipples you hairy primate?

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