Scientists and entertainers on ABC have JUST gotten out of hand. Their foul plans bring godlessness and corruption to everything they touch. They have defied Gawd's Holy Word and have committed the following abominations against Gawd and Man:
- made the earth round
- made monkeys unto our forefathers
- allowed women to read and write, to have orgasms, and lay with other women
Now they seek to raise themselves above Him by trying to create life itself...even changing the sex of it's creatures that inhabit his beautiful Creation. But their hands are tainted, and all they touch will turn out twisted, hideous, degenerate and soulless such as white soul/pop singers like Neil Diamond and Tom Jones.
Tarnation - what an abomination, folks. These goddamn homersexual scientists and their faggotry is out of control.
I give this passage as proof of the coming wrath of our mighty Heavenly Father and savior:
"And verily, their children will be unsightly and the odors from their bodies shall drive away even the angels." - Paregoric VII, Ratification 7.
Only Gawd knows when that will happen. Predictions are hard to make when it comes to Gawd and His plan for His humble servants.
But I think between Representative Michele Bachmann, Senator John McCain, and television viewing good Christians nationwide we can all agree that Gawd strikes down those He disapproves of. They might also believe that Nancy Grace may be less brilliant looking and much more offensive than Chaz Bono, but at least she's got a vaginer and she ain't gonna try and make her vaginer donut into a wiener penis fercrissake.
|Perverted sodomites shall burn |
in the fiery pits of Hell
Case in point: Kriand Mone (aka Chastity Bono). Kriand's mother, Jezebel (also known by her stage name, "Cher"), is an abusive drunken crackwhore washed-up harlot-scientist soulless white pop diva with a flair for the extravagant. Rather than reform her sinful life, she decided to shack up with a diabolical mustachioed midget and have a child by cloning.
With a quart of baboon blood, a garden hose, an electric skillet, and three gallons of chipmunk semen (who said Sonny Bono wasn't a rodent?) - Kriand was produced from this satanic brew. To set an example for all to see, God struck Jezebel and her slimy shart covered child-beast Kriand with His Mighty Ugly Stick and didn't skip any of the knotholes!
Now Kriand can only make a living as a circus freak, or make a guest appearance on Dancing With The Stars.
ABC and the scientific community are guilty of cheap pandering and "DWTS" has no business promoting social agendas or my name ain't Pat Robertson. Well, it ain't but that's beside the point.
May Kriand and Lacey Schwimmer's juicy ass be struck down by a bolt of lightning from Gawd's massive fuckstick during their demonic performance. And the same goes for ABC and its viewers of this perverted entertainment.
Yea, the ways of our Lord are just and merciful.
You can help prevent other bastard abominations like Kriand from seeing the light of day.
Join the Christians Against Cloning (and Transgenderism) Association.
With your help and the full weight of CACA behind you, WE can make a difference.
|What's another word for|
creepy as shit?
Thanks to pro-lifers everywhere this story was submitted by Pastor Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptist Church, and he may or may not burn in Hell sooner than later for his deranged and distorted view of reality. But even he enjoys swinging both ways on occassion.