Shat Happens at 20000 Feet

The top 5 rejected 'Nightmare at 20000 Feet' Twilight Zone clips starring William Shatner.




Rejected 'Nightmare at 20000 Feet' Twilight Zone promotional photos starring William Shatner (more follows...)

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OH, GOOD GAWD NO.



11 Comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

I'm not surprised it was rejected. No one ever dared to use the Oedipal noun on Kirk.

Static said...

But Bananas, that clip would not have been as effective if Sgt. Doakes had called Shatner's character "mother hugger". I'm surprised you didn't mention any of the photo stills.

Steve Bailey said...

hahaha..... Call me crazy but I think that adds some serious good ass shit to the movie.

Kelly said...

Lol. I liked that. Winnie The Pooh would frighten me the most in that situation. But if I were to see, instead, Winnie plugging Piglet in the ass, I would alert the Air Marshall because they know just what to do in those type of situations.

Static said...

Steve, I thought that you were crazy. You're the mad man - remember? The episode couldn't have been better unless he did a horrible Samuel Jackson impression and exclaimed "I have had it with all these motherhuggin' snakes on this motherhuggin' plane!" And then pulled out a gun and shot out the window he was sitting next to.

Static said...

@7masterheathen y'mean one of two scenarios. Right? First one: the Air Marshall would shoot out the window at Winnie and Piglet, Samuel Jackson-stylee depressurizing the cabin and sending the airplane into a tailspin killing everyone including You, Winnie, Piglet, Shatner, The Gremlin, and the Air Marshall himself?

Second: the Air Marshall would walk out onto the wing and join Winnie and Piglet in some disgusting menage a trois?

Wow! I am never flying again. Ever.

Funny Jokes said...

awesome! what a nice post!! thanks a lot for sharing.......

LilPixi said...

Maahahahaha!

Better than Samuel L. Jackson holding snakes in the window.

BlackLOG said...

I would have thought being sat next to The Shat-meister would have been a big enough nightmare for most people – if his toupee didn’t get you his terrible acting would....

klahanie said...

Ah yes, but William had better things to do. After all, it took a Canadian to sort out the universe, eh...

Static said...

@ Funny Jokes: You haven't seen my encore yet.

@LilPixi: That's better than snakes holding Sam Jackson hostage on a plane.

@BlackLOG: How dare you mock Shatner's toupee. It deserves an Oscar for it's outstanding performances.

klahanie: I didn't realize Yoda was Canadian. Huh...learn something new everyday.

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