I am of the opinion that rednecks aren't much different from bacteria, fungi, and other various microorganisms that are capable of asexual reproduction, Mr. Bananas. They do seem to share similar traits with and live compatibly alongside them.
At least seahorses have evolved over the last three million years. They actually engage in courtship for 8 hours, and the males carry the fetuses to term.
Although, rednecks and seahorses are similar in that: 1) Males are aggressive and will often fight for a female's attention 2) As little as 5 or as many as 1,500 young can be born 3) They do not nurture their young after birth
So maybe seahorses are the rednecks of marine life?
I shall be watching a repeat of the Grey Cup game in Vancouver. And to think, the half time show at that was a spectacle by your favourite (favorite) band, Nickelback.....
Nickelback was invented by lumberjacking maple syrup swilling rednecks for lumberjacking maple syrup swilling rednecks in a double wide trailer somewhere outside Hanna, Alberta where they fuck moose because moose outnumber people five to one. Coincidentally this is also where the Super Bowl and it's cherished halftime show were invented. That's right, the residents of Hanna are traitors to their own kind. Residents like Hanna Montana for instance.
@ Kelly: Why yes, yes it was Donny and Marie. And I'll have you know that truck is a classic '81 Ford F-150 pickup in it's original color gray which is a little faded. There are cigarette burns all over the dash and bench seat - it's been shit in by his grandpappy's dog, puked in by Marie when she was preggers. Second gear is burned out. The engine smokes, think it needs new rings. But this truck is as good as new otherwise...grrdammit if my name ain't Karl Childers, mm-hmm!
@ Interesting Facts: So I'm no good to you tomorrow??? Am I just here for your personal amusement for one day and then you throw me away like a used party clown?! Is that what you're trying to tell me!?!!
What in the heck is Krapsody? Humor, comedy, satire, a medley of militant irony. Not Safe For Anyone, Anywhere at Anytime (NSFAAA). These are my scrawlings about anything I find funny, weird, or want to rant about. Add a dash of sarcasm, spoofs, parodies, some slapstick, some plebian rigmarole, and that gas producing potpourri makes this the place to find out of the ordinary humor. It's All Krap, All The Time. Hey, I didn't say it was EXTRAORDINARY humor, now did I? Suffer Pope!
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He's more pregnant than she is. Maybe rednecks are like sea horses.
I am of the opinion that rednecks aren't much different from bacteria, fungi, and other various microorganisms that are capable of asexual reproduction, Mr. Bananas. They do seem to share similar traits with and live compatibly alongside them.
At least seahorses have evolved over the last three million years. They actually engage in courtship for 8 hours, and the males carry the fetuses to term.
Although, rednecks and seahorses are similar in that:
1) Males are aggressive and will often fight for a female's attention
2) As little as 5 or as many as 1,500 young can be born
3) They do not nurture their young after birth
So maybe seahorses are the rednecks of marine life?
I shall be watching a repeat of the Grey Cup game in Vancouver.
And to think, the half time show at that was a spectacle by your favourite (favorite) band, Nickelback.....
Nickelback was invented by lumberjacking maple syrup swilling rednecks for lumberjacking maple syrup swilling rednecks in a double wide trailer somewhere outside Hanna, Alberta where they fuck moose because moose outnumber people five to one. Coincidentally this is also where the Super Bowl and it's cherished halftime show were invented. That's right, the residents of Hanna are traitors to their own kind. Residents like Hanna Montana for instance.
There is so much love in that video.
Valentine's Day came early this year. <3
@ El Gavino: Every day is Valentine's Day at Krapsody. Now put the ball gag back in your mouth.
Was that Donny and Marie Osmond in the video?
In any case, that truck could use a fresh coat of paint.
@ Kelly: Why yes, yes it was Donny and Marie. And I'll have you know that truck is a classic '81 Ford F-150 pickup in it's original color gray which is a little faded. There are cigarette burns all over the dash and bench seat - it's been shit in by his grandpappy's dog, puked in by Marie when she was preggers. Second gear is burned out. The engine smokes, think it needs new rings. But this truck is as good as new otherwise...grrdammit if my name ain't Karl Childers, mm-hmm!
Cool video and funny enough for today. still I am laughing.
@ Interesting Facts: So I'm no good to you tomorrow??? Am I just here for your personal amusement for one day and then you throw me away like a used party clown?! Is that what you're trying to tell me!?!!
I'm fapping yet but not tomorrow or yesterday. Perhaps Monday. 5:00 sharp. Still I am laughing....
and fapping- like a misused party clown.
There was a video?
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