A Super Bowl Sneak Peek


So, what will you be doing during Madonna's Super Bowl halftime show?

12 Comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

He's more pregnant than she is. Maybe rednecks are like sea horses.

Static said...

I am of the opinion that rednecks aren't much different from bacteria, fungi, and other various microorganisms that are capable of asexual reproduction, Mr. Bananas. They do seem to share similar traits with and live compatibly alongside them.

At least seahorses have evolved over the last three million years. They actually engage in courtship for 8 hours, and the males carry the fetuses to term.

Although, rednecks and seahorses are similar in that:
1) Males are aggressive and will often fight for a female's attention
2) As little as 5 or as many as 1,500 young can be born
3) They do not nurture their young after birth

So maybe seahorses are the rednecks of marine life?

klahanie said...

I shall be watching a repeat of the Grey Cup game in Vancouver.
And to think, the half time show at that was a spectacle by your favourite (favorite) band, Nickelback.....

Static said...

Nickelback was invented by lumberjacking maple syrup swilling rednecks for lumberjacking maple syrup swilling rednecks in a double wide trailer somewhere outside Hanna, Alberta where they fuck moose because moose outnumber people five to one. Coincidentally this is also where the Super Bowl and it's cherished halftime show were invented. That's right, the residents of Hanna are traitors to their own kind. Residents like Hanna Montana for instance.

The Mighty El Gavino said...

There is so much love in that video.

Valentine's Day came early this year. <3

Static said...

@ El Gavino: Every day is Valentine's Day at Krapsody. Now put the ball gag back in your mouth.

Kelly said...

Was that Donny and Marie Osmond in the video?

In any case, that truck could use a fresh coat of paint.

Static said...

@ Kelly: Why yes, yes it was Donny and Marie. And I'll have you know that truck is a classic '81 Ford F-150 pickup in it's original color gray which is a little faded. There are cigarette burns all over the dash and bench seat - it's been shit in by his grandpappy's dog, puked in by Marie when she was preggers. Second gear is burned out. The engine smokes, think it needs new rings. But this truck is as good as new otherwise...grrdammit if my name ain't Karl Childers, mm-hmm!

Interesting Facts said...

Cool video and funny enough for today. still I am laughing.

Static said...

@ Interesting Facts: So I'm no good to you tomorrow??? Am I just here for your personal amusement for one day and then you throw me away like a used party clown?! Is that what you're trying to tell me!?!!

Kelly said...

I'm fapping yet but not tomorrow or yesterday. Perhaps Monday. 5:00 sharp. Still I am laughing....

and fapping- like a misused party clown.

Kelly said...

There was a video?

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