Drama Magnet

Just "LiLo" for a while, Lindsay. Please.




11 COMMENTS:

klahanie said...

Gosh! What a clever lil' ol' posting! Y'all have a nice day. Ya hear! :)

Gorilla Bananas said...

So that's what she looks like! I must have seen her name in print a dozen times. An unnatural blonde, but I wouldn't hold that against her.

Kelly said...

'Lilo' is just so awfully darn catchy, too, don'tcha think? All of these cutesy clever lil' abbreviated names for all these REALLY really important celebrities. (Gosh, hope my sarcasm isn't too obvious). Then ya got your J-Lo (or something like that) or one of those celebrity couples abbreviation type things like Bradgelina (or something like that).

You can tell I care a lot on my spelling of these IMPORTANT folks' made-up media names when I won't even take the time to look it up on the net.

In any case, I'd be afraid to stick my dick into that red haired, blonde dyed bimbo. She might be a wild ride (who knows?) but I think I'd be safer taking a pass and letting somebody else possibly catch an STD from her. After porking her, you might find yourself waking up a couple days later with "Herbie, The Love Bug" jumping around in your pubic hair.

That last part was a reference ton of the most IMPORTANT movies of all time, beloved by millions children and imbeciles, worldwide... or something. OK, then. Done rambling. Time to prove I'm not a robot. Take care, man.

Eric Brooks said...

I loved "LiLo and Stitch"!

Static said...

@ klahanie: Clever is a stretch, but I wouldn't think of telling you it's any different.

@ SeƱor Bananas: You should have seen her spread in Playboy. It was like witnessing a nuclear holocaust....without protective beer goggles.

@ Kelly: I wish you would've warned me about all that much sooner. This is "Just My Luck". What a "Parent Trap"!! Talk about a "Life-Size" problem. It might have helped me "Get a Clue"...let me tell you "Herbie Fully Loaded" taught me a great lesson: don't even think about getting your dick wet on "Freaky Friday" with a "Mean Girl" or a "Teenage Drama Queen" unless you break it in with a "Machete" first. ;)

@ Eric: Was she in that too??!

El Gavino said...

what a whore.

Static said...

Ya mean like your mum? ;)

THE SNEE said...

Hi Static,

Your Hollywood Spotlights were my blog reading highlights. Sadly, my once youthful face is now filled with evidence of too much facial expression!

Laughing, eye crinkling and brow furrowing are truly reserved only for the Botox free!

Static said...

Well, you're still beautiful to me, Lindsay (oops, I meant, THE SNEE)! :-O

;-)

Julio said...

I'd still tap dat shit...lol, i just received the BEST catchpa ever: i ate dope

Static said...

That is no coincidence that your CAPTCHA was "i ate dope" on an article that involves Li-Lo, Sir Julio. Other incidental CAPTCHAS may include "cokehead celebrity", "cute but skanky whores", "wasted potential", "released from rehab again", "mugshot of the week", "train wreck", "Beverly Hills nightmare", "indescribable mess", "plastic surgery disasters". There will be many others, I'm sure, since you cannot describe this much FAIL with only a few words.

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