I've always dreamt of what it would be like to have nose hairs long enough to braid and wear like a scarf when it's really cold outside. I wonder if those government sponsored quantum orbital venereal wart vaccination experiments might cause extreme ear hair too. Then I could use my overabundance of ear hair as a combover! Just like this guy....
If you pluck that single ear hair you've managed to wrap around your head multiple times like an Ear Hair Turban (y'know, after you're done suing people for all sorts of petty reasons and making a complete spectacle of yourself) -- I'll donate $5 million dollars to 'Locks of Love' so a few hundred children with leukemia can remember what it's like to have a head of hair, dickwad.