Who was Albert Einstein?
Most people know him as the biggest super genius to ever live in this world — even smarter than Stephen Hawking and Al Roker combined.
Albert Einstein (b. 1879 - d. 1955) was a German-American physicist, who won the Nobel Prize for Physics in 1921. He was a mathematics professor at the Institute for Advanced Study at Princeton, and a mentor for clowns at Clown University, a private educational institution that was funded by a communist organization.
Ronald McDonald and Ronald Reagan attended and graduated from Clown U and went on to do great things with the knowledge they acquired there.
Yes, well, back to Einstein; he's best known for his equation E = mc(pooted) the ass–energy equivalence, the relativity theory on flatulence, and the famous "Einstein sticking out his tongue — no thanks I use toilet paper" gag as well as the "pull my finger" gag. So basically, he was well known for his fart jokes.
In wider culture the name "Einstein" has become synonymous with genius, wild unkempt hair, and the "pull my finger" gag.
Einstein as a child was not a “smart” student. He was actually unable to speak fluently until he was 12 years old. He was a naughty boy with unruly hair. His disturbing behavior made him troublesome in his class and out of school, where most of his peers and their parents considered him to be a real “Rotterdam Rotter”, or a "Rabble-rouser".
It was during this low point of Einstein's life that he invented the "pull my finger" gag, which impressed all the old geezers, and ushered in decades of entertainment for young children and old geezers alike. Okay, maybe just for the old geezers.
Once he graduated from high school, he became a celebrated musician and slapstick comedian. But being an incorrigible kleptomaniac, he stole his bandmate's tuba and his friend's jokes, and was kicked out of the entertainment business.
That's why Einstein returned to academics and soon showed off just how intelligent he was. And boy was he intelligent. Oh, look, there's a cluster of H2O molecules on your dermis. See, pretty smart innit?
Despite his reputation as a brainiac, Albert Einstein was very well known for his sense of humor, and sometimes taunted his teachers and later his fellow colleagues. You could say he was a smartass since he had such a way with words.
He was able to explain something difficult with simple illustration, and sometimes it sounded funny too. Particularly when he used his "pull my finger" gag to illustrate a point. In fact, his "pull my finger" gag was so well known that people would request it at seasonal gatherings, like Hanukkah and Kwanzaa.
Once, during a press conference, Einstein asked a reporter to "pull my finger" and the result is known as "Hiroshima".
And that, my friends, is how the atomic bomb was invented.