tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post1556826809990020152..comments2008-07-08T23:53:50.730-04:00Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-37011006663121180112008-07-08T23:53:00.000-04:002008-07-08T23:53:00.000-04:00Jenn - If my dentist saw my teeth in that shape he would literally sh*t himself.~Static~http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-16768492182185753802008-07-08T15:47:00.000-04:002008-07-08T15:47:00.000-04:00Eez eet safe??<BR/><BR/>No, probably not. :) Can you imagine your poor dentist getting a look at tattooed teeth for the first time?Jenn Thorsonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-90904284720116630922008-07-06T22:22:00.000-04:002008-07-06T22:22:00.000-04:00Gorilla Bananas - I have given them some thought, not all that much in depth really, I give the same amount of thought one gives to putting on their shoes or defecating.<BR/><BR/>I look forward to your upcoming blog post, which I anticipate will be entitled 'He is open to incontinency'...~Static~http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-55529414442620165452008-07-03T12:05:00.000-04:002008-07-03T12:05:00.000-04:00You evidently philosophize about these questions in great depth. I shall devote a paragraph to you in a forthcoming post, but I won't mention your ideas. People can follow the link if they are interested.Gorilla Bananashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-36898312995358232462008-07-01T15:30:00.000-04:002008-07-01T15:30:00.000-04:00Mr. Bananas - Meh, to each their own. I have no issues with body modifications, whether people are into that or not. The fact remains I am a humorist so I must poke fun at something such as the uselessness of men's nipples or teeth for that matter. What good are they? Why after a period of time they turn yellow, maybe even decay and fall out.<BR/> <BR/>Getting bling'd w/diamond and gold teeth caps like Hip Hop stars is so 2000, I figure why not go a step further and just replace the teeth with metal ones, as Jaws did in James Bond movies. <BR/><BR/>Then I'd look really unique as I'm sure no else has done that yet... except for Jaws. And my next door neighbor. And some dude from the former Soviet Union named Yuri (who's quite hip and ahead of his time there).~Static~http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-75365970135752300042008-07-01T02:17:00.000-04:002008-07-01T02:17:00.000-04:00Yeah the crocodile look, I see it every day. You wouldn't get good wishes from the freaky circus types I knew, but you might get offered the lion tamer's job.Gorilla Bananashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.com