tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post1586337702458122209..comments2008-09-03T23:01:18.475-04:00Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-68621779413027983642008-09-03T23:01:00.000-04:002008-09-03T23:01:00.000-04:00@Dana - Hiya Dana, thank you for another possibility for cactus couch uses. Of course naughty grandkids should always be given that opportunity to sit on it.<BR/><BR/>I thought my idea regarding the couch being a great gift idea for the in-laws was perfect for christmas shoppers to add to their list as well as a practical idea. But I still think putting it out in the front yard with a sign on it saying "free couch" is a great idea too, more than likely someone would just take the sign however. And the couch would just be left there to rot in the sun.<BR/><BR/>Hey, what about this; y'know in that animated series The Simpsons and the couch gag in the opening sequence of the show? Every episode the couch scene was different in some way, like the couch was on the ceiing or they arrived to find The Flintstones sitting on their couch. So I'm thinkin' how about they have them all plop into a cactus couch? That would be absolutely fricken hilarious. HA! They'd be scraping Simpsons off the ceiling after that one... ha ha hee hee ho ho they're coming to take me aawaaaaay! =P~Static~http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-62488771884718656472008-09-02T18:23:00.000-04:002008-09-02T18:23:00.000-04:00With everything you posted, the cactus couch won hands down, but no one mentioned its intended use: grandkids who like to hop on that which they don't have to pay for. SIT ON THIS, kid!dana wyzardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12064598544194362442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-4650402364854669192008-09-02T00:00:00.000-04:002008-09-02T00:00:00.000-04:00@Qelqoth - Would you care for some worcestershire or teriyaki sauce?~Static~http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-18032233753885107522008-09-01T23:56:00.000-04:002008-09-01T23:56:00.000-04:00I totally want one of those meat mirrors.Qelqothhttp://www.cultofqelqoth.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-63039214405409404372008-09-01T22:50:00.000-04:002008-09-01T22:50:00.000-04:00@Sharath - They also have a vegetable mirror to scare the shit out of exclusively carnivorous trogdolytes.~Static~http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-62882373936159859482008-09-01T22:32:00.000-04:002008-09-01T22:32:00.000-04:00@Don - Seeings as I'm not a sadist, yes you may have one... wait... no you can't have one... wait... dammit. I just can't win here can I?<BR/><BR/>@Fay - That is a good point. I have also heard the National Psoriasis Society fully endorses the cactus couch for dealing with the symptomatic responses to that skin disorder. <BR/><BR/>It sure beats the dark age regimen of blood-letting, dousing and burnings. Often confused with leprosy, psoriasis sufferers were subject to forced quarantine in leper colonies which was significantly more sadistic than this current "improved" treatment. All Hail The Cactus Couch.~Static~http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-24970359854785044332008-09-01T21:32:00.000-04:002008-09-01T21:32:00.000-04:00The meat mirror= scare the shit out of a vegan.Sharathhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01290559896603386986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-41015027590462504172008-09-01T20:23:00.000-04:002008-09-01T20:23:00.000-04:00Nothing feels better when you have chicken pox than a nap on the cactus sofa.Fayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04016612237861510982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-15601552018724606112008-09-01T16:26:00.000-04:002008-09-01T16:26:00.000-04:00Ahh. The old cactus couch - for the masochist in us all. Can I have one? Huh, huh, please???Donhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-72747426303478303202008-09-01T16:04:00.000-04:002008-09-01T16:04:00.000-04:00@Damian - Touche good sir.<BR/><BR/>Yeah your box is good enough with all your psychedelic crayon srawling and paint splatters. I noticed the fine additions of a refrigerator box for a livingroom and the bucket under a tarp taped to the side of that for a toilet, it's a nice makeshift restroom. <BR/><BR/>And my mumma is no longer amongst the living, so that floozy you're speaking of ain't my mumma. Better check her ID next time you shack up with some crack whore. Haaaaaaaaa, kidding.~Static~http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-16756359717807203822008-09-01T00:45:00.000-04:002008-09-01T00:45:00.000-04:00@ Static, my empty boxes not good enough? Yo mumma don't mind em hahhaaaaaaaaa. Damo OUTDamian (666)http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874704878094893610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-86732243905355106872008-08-31T22:42:00.000-04:002008-08-31T22:42:00.000-04:00@Damian - Silly hobo. You forgot that you'd need a place to live first too. =P~Static~http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-79632793198461932012008-08-31T21:32:00.000-04:002008-08-31T21:32:00.000-04:00Hang on I'd need a family first or at least a girlfriend or hot piece of ass!Damian (666)http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874704878094893610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-42956608562981644292008-08-31T21:30:00.000-04:002008-08-31T21:30:00.000-04:00Kick ass! I'd buy all of that stuff and put it in the guest room then invite the mom in law over to stay!Damian (666)http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874704878094893610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-59536471207969002092008-08-31T19:21:00.000-04:002008-08-31T19:21:00.000-04:00@Scarlet-Blue - Heyas doll. The Cactus Kid is based on the love-child of Rudolph Valentino and a cactus named "Bob". <BR/>Their torrid love affair and freaky conceived child is what inspired German born director Lee Kohlmar to make the movie. <BR/>Incidentally the Cactus Kid a.k.a. Gumby he's the little green guy who starred in the same named animation. Gumby underwent YEARS of cosmetic surgeries to remove all those needles so he could get "closer" to Pokey if you know what I mean.<BR/><BR/>The couch may make an appearance on reality tv series 'I Survived a Japanese Game Show'.<BR/><BR/>And aww shucks you found me out... I'm as scary as a teleconference with a nude Queen Elizabeth.<BR/> <BR/>@Gorilla Bananas - Indeed it is an excellent way to do just that. Or it also makes a fine addition to any front yard with a sign on it that says "free couch".~Static~http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-58247557584129277152008-08-31T18:06:00.000-04:002008-08-31T18:06:00.000-04:00The cactus couch looks like the perfect way to commit suicide if you've got an itchy-skin disease.Gorilla Bananashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-19893234187787965162008-08-31T17:11:00.001-04:002008-08-31T17:11:00.001-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.scarlet-bluehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-90173379750584659502008-08-31T17:11:00.000-04:002008-08-31T17:11:00.000-04:00Is the Cactus Couch the mother of the Cactus kid by any chance? . . . And is it going to show up in the next ad for soft drink 'Oasis'? . . . . Yes Static you are a scary chap!<BR/><BR/>Sxscarlet-bluehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.com