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It&amp;#39;s all goo...</title><content type='html'>@ Rusty - Hey Rusty, how are ya?! It&amp;#39;s all good. Danzig may only be five feet tall...but he sure makes good music. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I suppose all that ire and angst he had &amp;quot;growing&amp;quot; up as the shortest boy in school has served him well. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&amp;#39;s got to be difficult being so short...he wasn&amp;#39;t allowed to go in the deep end...couldn&amp;#39;t go on certain rides at the amusement parks...being offered the booster chair at sporting events in the nosebleed seats...being given a box to stand on at dwarf conventions..not much taller than Gary Coleman in elevator shoes...that shit has gotta hurt and make someone of his stature pissed enough to write songs about hellfire and Satan!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rock on, PEE WEE! RAWK ON!!!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/1954651539266866091/comments/default/7343465057607871715'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/1954651539266866091/comments/default/7343465057607871715'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/01/big-sleep-doesnt-include-getting-any-zs.html?showComment=1275524289095#c7343465057607871715' title=''/><author><name>Static</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/__jJVmEEWTqM/R4z0wNdfvoI/AAAAAAAAABE/ZkZOpg5xe-U/S220/afuarsenioyellpq4.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/01/big-sleep-doesnt-include-getting-any-zs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-1954651539266866091' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/posts/default/1954651539266866091' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1514495563'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-3041097985554306965</id><published>2010-06-02T19:55:23.288-04:00</published><updated>2010-06-02T19:55:23.288-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Mr. Danzig does not speak.  He just sings songs ab...</title><content type='html'>Mr. Danzig does not speak.  He just sings songs about death and murder.  He is important.  I love Mr. Danzig even if he is five feet tall.  We see eye to eye.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/1954651539266866091/comments/default/3041097985554306965'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/1954651539266866091/comments/default/3041097985554306965'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/01/big-sleep-doesnt-include-getting-any-zs.html?showComment=1275522923288#c3041097985554306965' title=''/><author><name>rusty</name><uri>http://www.pinklatexblog.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/01/big-sleep-doesnt-include-getting-any-zs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-1954651539266866091' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/posts/default/1954651539266866091' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-750075816'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-5125448146740709348</id><published>2009-01-28T10:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-28T10:36:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>@Gorilla Bananas - See if it weren't for this site...</title><content type='html'>@Gorilla Bananas - See if it weren't for this site you wouldn't have known that. Sorry for the bad news. I was pretty torn up to hear that Higbald of Lindisfarne had passed away...&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;@Jinksy - Wow, that is ironic and such a famous person at that. Hopefully a group of your friends and peers do not stab you in the back like Ceasar was. BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH ahahaha! Just kidding.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;@Kelly - It's not useless. It could be handy..at some point...in your existence. Who died on your birthday? And don't say Abe Vigoda, because he's still alive.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;@Gboo - Yes, you did. You wouldn't have read it otherwise. =)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/1954651539266866091/comments/default/5125448146740709348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/1954651539266866091/comments/default/5125448146740709348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/01/big-sleep-doesnt-include-getting-any-zs.html?showComment=1233156960000#c5125448146740709348' title=''/><author><name>~Static~</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/__jJVmEEWTqM/R4z0wNdfvoI/AAAAAAAAABE/ZkZOpg5xe-U/S220/afuarsenioyellpq4.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/01/big-sleep-doesnt-include-getting-any-zs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-1954651539266866091' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/posts/default/1954651539266866091' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1514495563'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-5094559025295564298</id><published>2009-01-27T21:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-27T21:02:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>lol I didn't wanna know that</title><content type='html'>lol I didn't wanna know that</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/1954651539266866091/comments/default/5094559025295564298'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/1954651539266866091/comments/default/5094559025295564298'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/01/big-sleep-doesnt-include-getting-any-zs.html?showComment=1233108120000#c5094559025295564298' title=''/><author><name>Gboo</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/01/big-sleep-doesnt-include-getting-any-zs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-1954651539266866091' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/posts/default/1954651539266866091' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-502923836'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-8071723288297647261</id><published>2009-01-26T15:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-26T15:20:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny usless info there, static.  I'll have to che...</title><content type='html'>Funny usless info there, static.  I'll have to check it out the site.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/1954651539266866091/comments/default/8071723288297647261'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/1954651539266866091/comments/default/8071723288297647261'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/01/big-sleep-doesnt-include-getting-any-zs.html?showComment=1233001200000#c8071723288297647261' title=''/><author><name>Kelly</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='10974459290783941800'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp2.blogger.com/_ZhTVlJz5kZc/SE1_RcxWJ1I/AAAAAAAAAa8/Xx5gRrjQsOY/S220/IM000681.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/01/big-sleep-doesnt-include-getting-any-zs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-1954651539266866091' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/posts/default/1954651539266866091' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1282579536'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-522652916333473106</id><published>2009-01-26T09:56:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-26T09:56:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The most famous person to die on my birthday is Ju...</title><content type='html'>The most famous person to die on my birthday is Julius Caesar.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;"Beware the Ides of March".&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Was it a warning of Caesar's death or my birth 2018 years later?&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;On time will truly the answer.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/1954651539266866091/comments/default/522652916333473106'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/1954651539266866091/comments/default/522652916333473106'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/01/big-sleep-doesnt-include-getting-any-zs.html?showComment=1232981760000#c522652916333473106' title=''/><author><name>Jinksy</name><uri>http://extremelyfunny.info/</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/01/big-sleep-doesnt-include-getting-any-zs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-1954651539266866091' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/posts/default/1954651539266866091' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-621138068'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-8381580893642028417</id><published>2009-01-26T03:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-26T03:04:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>David Tomlinson is dead? That's too sad, man!</title><content type='html'>David Tomlinson is dead? That's too sad, man!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/1954651539266866091/comments/default/8381580893642028417'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/1954651539266866091/comments/default/8381580893642028417'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/01/big-sleep-doesnt-include-getting-any-zs.html?showComment=1232957040000#c8381580893642028417' title=''/><author><name>Gorilla Bananas</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2272/1266/1600/gorilla%202.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/01/big-sleep-doesnt-include-getting-any-zs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-1954651539266866091' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/posts/default/1954651539266866091' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1717524657'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-5123928910381582329</id><published>2009-01-25T23:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-25T23:53:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>@Majase - I thought Danzig was a few inches shorte...</title><content type='html'>@Majase - I thought Danzig was a few inches shorter than a smurf, which would mean he's a pile of smurf shit.&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Yowza dude. You don't know you're exact birth date? You should make one up then, 'cause life is too short not to enjoy one or two. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;And give God a slap for me next time you see him (if I don't get there first for some reason or another.)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/1954651539266866091/comments/default/5123928910381582329'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/1954651539266866091/comments/default/5123928910381582329'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/01/big-sleep-doesnt-include-getting-any-zs.html?showComment=1232945580000#c5123928910381582329' title=''/><author><name>~Static~</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/__jJVmEEWTqM/R4z0wNdfvoI/AAAAAAAAABE/ZkZOpg5xe-U/S220/afuarsenioyellpq4.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/01/big-sleep-doesnt-include-getting-any-zs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-1954651539266866091' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/posts/default/1954651539266866091' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1514495563'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-5428436156363054454</id><published>2009-01-25T23:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-25T23:22:00.000-05:00</updated><title type='text'>That's a cool site, I've seen that one before; how...</title><content type='html'>That's a cool site, I've seen that one before; however, since I was born from a hairy wart on God's ass, my exact birth date is unknown (the tight lipped holy bastard).&lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;And if I'm not misinformed, Danzig is the same height as a fruit bat, so maybe they shit &lt;I&gt;him&lt;/I&gt; out. &lt;BR/&gt;&lt;BR/&gt;Just a thought.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/1954651539266866091/comments/default/5428436156363054454'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/1954651539266866091/comments/default/5428436156363054454'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/01/big-sleep-doesnt-include-getting-any-zs.html?showComment=1232943720000#c5428436156363054454' title=''/><author><name>Majase Cyc</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06087368968750118051</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16727172064023648866'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nyDrSJCYVOQ/SQaOuZ2P9II/AAAAAAAAAwo/DwtzBtIyhyM/S220/Tornado+Lightning.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/01/big-sleep-doesnt-include-getting-any-zs.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-1954651539266866091' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/posts/default/1954651539266866091' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-851657298'/></entry></feed>
