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So it IS true! Bob Dylan Admits He Sold His Soul to the Devil on 60 Minutes

Booya!

2010-01-29T14:37:30.201-05:00

Booya!

I rule.

2009-12-11T14:43:53.619-05:00

I rule.

Hey man, a mistake is to commit a misunderstanding...

2009-12-04T10:12:38.524-05:00

Hey man, a mistake is to commit a misunderstanding. Don't misunderstand me, I play the keytar very badly.
Like I've said before, a poem is a naked person... Some people say that I am a poet...because I write songs naked..like right now.

Hey man, don't knock it 'til you've tried it. All I can do is be me, whoever that is.

Dylan can't find his glasses and doesn't r...

2009-11-29T12:57:46.172-05:00

Dylan can't find his glasses and doesn't remember what he did with the car keys.

Woah, Mr. Dylan! Calm down. Take it easy, buddy. I...

2009-11-27T14:15:18.578-05:00

Woah, Mr. Dylan! Calm down. Take it easy, buddy. It was only a joke. A man your age has to be careful, you could have a heart attack. What would your fans do then?

is this what i say? fuck you asshole! you are such...

2009-11-26T23:48:49.520-05:00

is this what i say? fuck you asshole!
you are such a jerk! yah i am right you are jerk.

Eagh! Spam is out of control..had to reactivate ca...

2009-11-22T23:13:20.643-05:00

Eagh! Spam is out of control..had to reactivate captcha verification for all comments. Sorry guys, but that's the way it has to be for awhile.

@ ADHD Snarky B - Yes. Dylan not only plays music,...

2009-11-20T19:58:27.965-05:00

@ ADHD Snarky B - Yes. Dylan not only plays music, he INVENTED IT!!

That's right, folks. Long before fire was discovered, Bob Dylan rose up from a puddle of primordial ooze, emanating his trademark unabashedly horrific caterwauling.

Every bleat, and roar was such a shock to the universe that if anyone were there to hear it, they would be beside themselves with wonder. And thus music was born.

Shortly thereafter, he picked up a piece of wood, snatched the whiskers off of a sabre-toothed tiger and created the first guitar! 8D --> I KNOW!! And the rest is history.

Also, after aeons of time, the fact so many buskers play Dylan’s songs and sing better than he does, doesn't mean that Dylan sucks...much.

Bob Dylan play's music? Huh. I thought he was ...

2009-11-19T14:48:21.435-05:00

Bob Dylan play's music? Huh. I thought he was just a spokesman for the Salvation Army used clothing store.

@UtterD - Mozart seemed to have the same effect on...

2009-11-18T21:32:41.449-05:00

@UtterD - Mozart seemed to have the same effect on cows. Just imagine the wave of destruction he'd had left behind if he had a KEYTAR?!
Anyway..gotta go milk the cows now.

When I play my Roland AX-1 (keytar), the sound tha...

2009-11-14T21:46:41.827-05:00

When I play my Roland AX-1 (keytar), the sound that spews forth, as a young calf spews from the womb, is just... let me put it this way, when I hit E minor women get pregnant.

@G Money - Sounds..AWESOME!! Does this song have ...

2009-11-13T14:33:35.496-05:00

@G Money - Sounds..AWESOME!!
Does this song have it's own little choreographed dance too? Because normally I would hate the living shit out of it, but considering it's you, I'm sure it's quite good...and if it incorporates "jazz hands"...I'm all over it.

I once wrote a song for King Kong that went: I ...

2009-11-13T02:26:18.578-05:00
I once wrote a song for King Kong that went:
I don't believe in Zimmerman
I just believe in me, Fay Wray and me