tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post4362305509221429735..comments2008-08-20T13:39:50.256-04:00Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-12992799125863180592008-08-20T13:39:00.000-04:002008-08-20T13:39:00.000-04:00Congrats on all the awards.<BR/><BR/>Keep the good shit coming and don't be a stranger. Haven't seen you around my parts in a while. My parts are getting lonely.Sully Sullivanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10466047551959793700noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-31635356289589507802008-08-19T16:54:00.000-04:002008-08-19T16:54:00.000-04:00Thank you for awarding Julius Bloop. I also appreciate the epileptic seizure your static background induces. The paramedic that saved me is now my wife. Which is confusing because he's a man. But we're not gay. He got "the surgery"<BR/><BR/>All thanks to you!julius bloophttp://www.juliusbloop.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-54457523475889541802008-08-18T21:37:00.000-04:002008-08-18T21:37:00.000-04:00@Pentad - And I thank you for multiple reasons.<BR/><BR/>a) the congrats<BR/>b) that you have put up with me all this time and still read my krappy blog<BR/>c) acknowledging the extreme fart(hard)ship I endured whist making that song. I think I changed my shorts.... mmm lemme check. Yep, indeed I have!<BR/><BR/>=D<BR/><BR/>Until next time everyone. I'll see ya when I see ya!~Static~http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-23706305889228926512008-08-18T21:33:00.000-04:002008-08-18T21:33:00.000-04:00@Lord Likely - HUZZAH!<BR/><BR/>You are always glad to see yourself on display aren't you? Well, you are aren't you?<BR/><BR/>You may have the room anytime you wish and I'll even toss in a couple of extra rats at no charge. However, the room is only available until 5 o'clock in the morning; as this is when I bring in 20 maid servants to service me until 5:01 a.m. .. then you may have it back, just pay no mind to the wet spot(s).~Static~http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-62153834519155541402008-08-18T21:23:00.000-04:002008-08-18T21:23:00.000-04:00@Ms. Orange - Thank you! <BR/><BR/>You have a bit of penis envy do you? So do I. <BR/><BR/>I am envious of the fact I have one that is so perfect that other peeps are envious of it. The sight of it has caused riots. The mere idea it causes women to swoon and grown men to cry just sends me into a literal mind-spin.<BR/><BR/>Especially considering the fact I am out in the summer heat in a rubber slicker (and nothing else)... kind of makes me dizzy after being out in the sun awhile. Makes it difficult to flash people for longer than a couple of hours (imagine the crowd if I had an entire day!)~Static~http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-28817341098048325012008-08-18T21:10:00.000-04:002008-08-18T21:10:00.000-04:00@Chelle - 'Twas my pleasure! You didn't like my cock before today? What was wrong with it, was it not golden enough for you? Was the fact it was 20 times larger than the one depicted here a problem? Well, fear no more. I have stopped taking Enzyte and it is now only 15" long. <BR/><BR/>Lord Likely may have another cock over at humorbloggers.com but it's nothing like this one... mine, I mean. Feel free to stare at it all you like, while you are at it just give it a tug as well... won't you please?~Static~http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-44624895747159553422008-08-18T21:02:00.000-04:002008-08-18T21:02:00.000-04:00@Damian - Why, I am a monkey that can unlock doors and pick locks, not to mention I can figure out complex security systems; like the "bucket-of-water-hung-over-the-top-of-the-door-attached-to-a-string-connected-to-the-inside-door-handle-that-splashes-the-bucket-of-water-upon-your-head-upon-opening-the-door" security system, ...erm.. etc!<BR/><BR/>Too bad my talents haven't made me a single penny...<BR/><BR/>Btw, if you're totally gay (which you are), that is ok. Accept it, make peace with it, come out <I>and keep your hands off my butt please.</I> Ok.. maybe you can leave it there for a moment longer, but you have to at least buy me dinner or I don't put out, big boy.~Static~http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-76928840138697699272008-08-18T09:16:00.000-04:002008-08-18T09:16:00.000-04:00Congrats on all of your awards. Man, you've got some heavy farting going on in that video...must have taken the wind right out of ya! Keep up all the good work.Pentadhttp://pentads.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-45410314747200499732008-08-18T07:47:00.000-04:002008-08-18T07:47:00.000-04:00Huzzah!<BR/><BR/>I am very glad to see my lovely cock on display.<BR/><BR/>I will take that room henceforth, my good man. You may leave the rats, as I believe they will prove to be a perfect snack for my wretched man-servant.Lord Likelyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06957634246020154160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-38476823186622346202008-08-17T23:57:00.000-04:002008-08-17T23:57:00.000-04:00Congrats on the acceptance into Humorbloggers! And receiving the Hell Award! and the Golden one too... i'm a little envious of that one. :PMs. Orangehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00720269971492497973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-41229037883396343572008-08-17T23:20:00.000-04:002008-08-17T23:20:00.000-04:00Thanks for pimping the new site, it is filling up quickly!<BR/><BR/>Oh, and if I may say so, you now have QUITE a lovely cock.<BR/><BR/>In fact, I may just stay here a while and stare dreamily at it.<BR/><BR/>Then again, I just approved Lord Likely's membership at humorbloggers.com and I bet he has one just like it over there. :)Chellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03166533993280880546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-59805480337040810232008-08-17T22:13:00.000-04:002008-08-17T22:13:00.000-04:00Yes soon you will be rich as rich as a monkey that can unlock doors and figure out complex security systems then the world will be ours yours! <BR/><BR/>I don't wanna sound gay but If I were I'd totally do you.Damian (666)http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874704878094893610noreply@blogger.com