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@ Funny videos - Really, you're not just saying th...

2009-05-03T18:51:00.000-04:00

@ Funny videos - Really, you're not just saying that are you? Because I get the funny feeling that you are.

That was really funny post

2009-05-02T12:23:00.000-04:00

That was really funny post

@Kelley - They might also be singing Led Zeppelin'...

2009-04-19T18:20:00.000-04:00

@Kelley - They might also be singing Led Zeppelin's "Thank You"

"If the sun refused to shine (which it would), I would still be loving you (which they may, why else would they be there).

If the mountains should crumble to the sea (surely if you were in Madonna's vagina, why would you care?), there would still be you and me (probably the only two things that would survive a nuclear holocaust)."

That was funny. I imagine ol' Madge could hold th...

2009-04-19T01:11:00.000-04:00

That was funny. I imagine ol' Madge could hold the entire choir up in her hoo-hoo hatch. And they would be singin' The Blues, for sure.

@D_McN - Sure, climb on in. There's a party in her...

2009-04-19T00:23:00.000-04:00

@D_McN - Sure, climb on in. There's a party in her pants.

If you were refering to room for one more comment then..."Knock knock. Who's there? Vagina. Vagina who? DO YOU HAVE A VAGINA? Yes. Good, would you mind telling your husband to start using yours and leave my wife's alone." - Guy Ritchie to Cynthia Rodriguez about her husband A-Rod

Is there room for one more?

2009-04-18T13:57:00.000-04:00

Is there room for one more?

@Threio - Wait, there was mention of a vagina in t...

2009-04-16T23:42:00.000-04:00

@Threio - Wait, there was mention of a vagina in this post. Holy smokes!

Have you seen them photos of Madonna's camel toe in those new hand bag ads? Jesus H. Christ, she must be trying to get people to look at it.

It's no big deal, really, except it's a rather boring vagina, the kind that may disappoint when the pants come off. There's just not much happening down there. The illusion is too much to bear; I had pictured some kind of bejeweled gash but instead envision only a basic model without extras. It's sad, really.

One would expect a more intoxicating vagina, even if she has run amok. Running amok should tighten those muscles, though that can't do anything about her particular brand of vagina, and it is a brand, for she is a brand...soon to be removed from the shelf.

I imagine she would like to have a born again vagina. Unfortunately, there is no rehab for vaginas. It's only those like me with nothing better to do than search Google images who pretend to care, and that's because we do care..about vaginas. We care desperately. Poor pathetic creatures we men/perverts of all genders are searching for Madonna vagina on the net.

But isn't there something we can do for her vagina? Perhaps some makeup would apply. I believe plastic surgery exists for such
matters. An ordinary vagina can become a spectacular one, though one would rather not imagine the monstrous vagina the kind of surgeon she can afford might produce. What Michael Jackson did to his face could happen to her
vagina, and the outcome of such a semi-tragedy is almost as unfathomable as the monotony of staring at her vagina.

More important problems regarding her vagina are mounting, or resulted from her being mounted.
In that vagina, one might spot anything: John F. Kennedy; the
Virgin Mary; Marilyn Monroe. It's a kind of Rorschach test for those drawn to vagina peering.

Let's face it: Hardly anyone still masturbates to Madonna, or, if so, they should stop masturbating. Lack of high masturbation levels prove the demise of a star. The heat is gone. The career has lost its friction.

Lest I sound misogynist, I believe, were Madonna a man, she would have a boring penis. However, I have no evidence of that, unless she's hiding something in her vagina. I am also sorry to mention the word "vagina" so often, but I am
enjoying it. Vagina. I am 108 years old and believe myself to be a male lesbian. Vaginas are important to me. I enjoy nearly all flavors of vagina. However, I never purchase vanilla Ben and Jerry's.

Did ya get all that?

@Waldo - Well, you could always find out for yours...

2009-04-16T23:40:00.002-04:00

@Waldo - Well, you could always find out for yourself. But you might get used to it and not want to leave and then people would be asking ALL THE TIME, "where's Waldo?"

@Sully - Dude, long time no see! How's things in C...

2009-04-16T23:40:00.001-04:00

@Sully - Dude, long time no see! How's things in Canada..shoot any moose lately, wrestle any bears, snuggle with any eskimos? Eh?

@misstfied - And I thank you also. I wouldn't misl...

2009-04-16T23:40:00.000-04:00

@misstfied - And I thank you also. I wouldn't mislead when I inform about viewing my site to wear Depends and a blindfold... which you seem to have forgotten.

I tell you, you are toying with disaster not wearing a blindfold..DISASTER I say!

@Sue - Why thank you! That's not the usual respons...

2009-04-16T23:39:00.000-04:00

@Sue - Why thank you! That's not the usual response.

Generally I get messages of ill will such as, "you suck", "please run with scissors", and "do the planet a favor and tie a large rock around your ankle and go swimming in some white water rapids, you rimmer of skunk anus"

So I'm grateful you didn't resort to name calling..yet.

@Daddy - Hi, daddy! LOL Um, I think you may also ...

2009-04-16T23:38:00.001-04:00

@Daddy - Hi, daddy! LOL

Um, I think you may also be referring to the one about the joke about a hot dog being tossed down a hallway...or perhaps it was...oh, I'm sure it'll come to me at THREE in the morning. I'll get back to you on this.

@ Mr. Bananas - Tis true my primate friend. And ...

2009-04-16T23:38:00.000-04:00

@ Mr. Bananas - Tis true my primate friend.

And I'll have you know that I am mostly, um okay, PARTLY responsible for Madge's vage.

She would not see it as mockery but a joke between us. Besides I have no problem with a woman expressing herself sexually, even well into her 70's..she is about 78 now..right?

sh*t I missed something, did someone say vagina?

2009-04-16T18:56:00.000-04:00

sh*t I missed something, did someone say vagina?

Ugh,, why anyone would want to hide in there I hav...

2009-04-16T13:14:00.000-04:00

Ugh,, why anyone would want to hide in there I have no clue. Although it is probably pretty spacious

Terrific post. I'm very impressed.

2009-04-15T23:57:00.000-04:00

Terrific post. I'm very impressed.

LOL, Static, you have done it again. Good grief, ...

2009-04-15T22:49:00.000-04:00

LOL, Static, you have done it again. Good grief, and I didn't think I could even laugh any harder than I did the last time I stopped by here. Yep, with you and your blog, Depends are a MUST! LOL

Oh, almost forgot (with all thanx going out to you and that funny way of yours making me forget, ha ha), you have an award waiting for you over at The Cluttered Bubble. Anytime you are ready, feel free to pop by and collect it.

Keep up with the good work and keep us laughing!

OMG! That was a good post. Too funny, thanks!

2009-04-15T19:07:00.000-04:00

OMG! That was a good post. Too funny, thanks!

That reminds me of the joke about waving an HB pen...

2009-04-15T09:02:00.000-04:00

That reminds me of the joke about waving an HB pencil around in the Albert Hall or was it the one about trying to get a marshmallow into a money box? ...... whatever ..... it reminded me of something I'm sure ....

A woman as great as Madonna deserves to have the w...

2009-04-15T01:52:00.000-04:00

A woman as great as Madonna deserves to have the world's biggest vagina. Mock her at your peril.