Comments on Krapsody.com: Can You Hear Me Now?

@ Artistryinfaux - Whoops! Sorry, you're too l...

2009-07-27T23:04:06.693-04:00

@ Artistryinfaux - Whoops! Sorry, you're too late.

I've already shaved my ass with a cheese grater, flogged myself with a wet noodle, and had sex with a bowl of pasta...per The Flying Spaghetti Monster's 9 Commandments.

(shrugs)

LMAO....not sure from all the comments who is who ...

2009-07-26T08:28:16.332-04:00

LMAO....not sure from all the comments who is who or what is what...but don't shave your head or your arse...your avatar is hilarious....

@ Sexy Mom - frankly, I died. The straw that Nurse...

2009-07-25T23:20:03.135-04:00

@ Sexy Mom - frankly, I died. The straw that Nurse Ratchet gave me was tainted with the staph bacterium.

I spent several days fighting off the infection, which led to toxic shock syndrome, and septicemia.

I will be blogging from Heaven? Hell? Purgatory? ..wherever I am from now on. =)

Miss me?

After reading this article, I realize a handphone ...

2009-07-25T23:11:55.499-04:00

After reading this article, I realize a handphone is a nuisance at best and a very dangerous weapon in the worst case scenario.

By the way, how are you doing since the near death experience?

@ Julio - I think you may be referring to my
2009-07-24T11:55:34.024-04:00
@ Julio - I think you may be referring to my Lick the Big Bone article. I rewrote that, yes..with a little more detail pertinent to Big Bones. Specifically, MY Big Bone.

LOLS stock dropped?! lawl! Now that's funny.

LOLS Stock -50 points
Krapsody Stock up 150% = +100

WIN!!

@ Gboo - Get your own bag lady, bub.

So you REWROTE this article or is this a continuat...

2009-07-24T09:14:22.712-04:00

So you REWROTE this article or is this a continuation of the old...either way, this is a god-damned LOLS factory! These days, the LOLS industry is led by Cracked.com. Suffice to say, LOLS are in SHORT-SUPPLY these days. LOLS stock has dropped 50 points to a drastic -50 points! Yet at Krapsody.com, LOLS are 150% higher than average LOLS, LAWLS, ROFLS and other lauging acronyms. -Julio

I'd like some crabs please heavy on the smeg

2009-07-22T23:35:13.034-04:00

I'd like some crabs please
heavy on the smeg

@ Hiphophippie.com - I know! TARDS! It would have...

2009-07-21T01:15:36.542-04:00

@ Hiphophippie.com - I know! TARDS!

It would have been just a f-ed up if she tried to get you fired FOR interrupting her phone conversation.

Either way you slice it...did she have to make the call while being waited on?

What an asstard.

That's some fucked up shit. People on their ce...

2009-07-20T21:28:33.163-04:00

That's some fucked up shit. People on their cell phones are total tards. Yesterday at my bar (I'm a bartender) I had this lady scream at me AND TRY TO GET ME FIRED when I didn't interrupt her phone conversation to ask her what she wanted to drink. TARDS!

@ Waltsense - I done flipped my lid. I found God (...

2009-07-20T00:01:17.359-04:00

@ Waltsense - I done flipped my lid. I found God (FSM) at a rave party after I dropped some X and participated in an orgy. But then I realized I was so high, I having sex with a bowl of spaghetti.

you did lose your mind and your head at once. Gl...

2009-07-19T23:19:09.972-04:00

you did lose your mind and your head at once. Glad you see crazy sh*t to help the funniness. Pastafarian. nice.

@ Jesus and Bob(s) - I take it that you are from t...

2009-07-19T22:48:20.864-04:00

@ Jesus and Bob(s) - I take it that you are from the shallow end of the gene pool, guys.

I also think that it is a fine thing to be honest, but it is also very important to be right. And the both of you are so very very wrong..I mean, right!

p.s. Jesus is brought to you by the letters W T F

@ bigmentaldisease - I let Jesus into my house onc...

2009-07-19T22:41:56.268-04:00

@ bigmentaldisease - I let Jesus into my house once. He was sleeping on the street, he was wearing several layers of clothes, and he reeked of urine.

I felt sorry for him at the time. But he was drunk all the time, he ate me out of house and home, and he shit on my couch. Jesus had to go.

@ Skrib - Nah, I'm fine...just making light of...

2009-07-19T22:36:56.993-04:00

@ Skrib - Nah, I'm fine...just making light of what could have potentially been really bad.

Look, when you're exposed to that kind of stuff on almost a regular basis, you become somewhat desensitized to it, or else people who are exposed to it couldn't do their jobs.

Talk to any emt, paramedic, ER doctor, or police officer..or someone who has been in military combat - they see gory things often enough... and they learn to find certain things humorous about it.

It's a defense mechanism, to keep yourself from losing your sanity. So, when you ask "is a fatal accident funny?", it all depends on whom you ask.

Actually I lied. You need me in your heart.

2009-07-19T15:45:12.043-04:00

Actually I lied. You need me in your heart.

You should really let Samuel Clemens into your hea...

2009-07-19T15:41:15.450-04:00

You should really let Samuel Clemens into your heart...or possibly George Foreman instead. But if you need Slack in your life, sell your soul to "Bob".

You really should let Bob into your heart.

2009-07-19T02:46:59.477-04:00

You really should let Bob into your heart.

You really should let jesus into your heart. http...

2009-07-17T14:27:49.621-04:00

You really should let jesus into your heart.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/patsheehan/dawkins.jpg

Are you sure you're ok? Coz it sounds like you...

2009-07-16T18:45:02.768-04:00

Are you sure you're ok? Coz it sounds like your injuries are more serious. Maybe a brain scan can determine if you broke something in there.

@ G Bananas - Yes..yes I did (survive a near-death...

2009-07-16T15:06:55.931-04:00

@ G Bananas - Yes..yes I did (survive a near-death experience). At least that is what I am telling my lawyer and the other driver's insurance adjuster. =)

Oh, I'm already spiritual, my 2.3% distant genetically connected gorilla brother....

..ever hear of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?...I am a fully reformed Pastafarian.

I have been touched by his (or her) noodly appendages..........in a most shockingly inappropriate manner!

Am I spiritual you ask? Hell no, not anymore than Einstein, Asimov, Chomsky, Marx, Andy Rooney, or Captain Sensible was!

I'm gonna sue that Spaghetti Monster too!!! I'm a gonna own all that pasta, marinara sauce, and meatballs. Mark my words!

p.s. I just shaved my ass...does that count?

So you survived a near-death experience? This shou...

2009-07-16T02:45:09.250-04:00

So you survived a near-death experience? This should change your life and turn you into a spiritual kind of guy who doesn't even need a cellphone. Consider shaving your head.