tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post7638200016951614707..comments2008-12-15T12:03:01.989-05:00Statichttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-68710162198521006012008-12-15T12:03:00.000-05:002008-12-15T12:03:00.000-05:00Oh you'll get yours Static<BR/><BR/>YOU'LL GET YOURS!!!Santa Clawsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-68833050826128972702008-12-12T02:24:00.000-05:002008-12-12T02:24:00.000-05:00That was the most festive Santa clip I've ever seen. Really put me in the mood to kill everyone. Thanks, Static.<BR/><BR/>Erectile tooting horn? I'm getting one for the wife for Christmas. Mine is broke.Kellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-21384340975560416862008-12-10T22:47:00.000-05:002008-12-10T22:47:00.000-05:00@Rusty - And giving, and giving. Kind of like Santa did, before he keeled over.<BR/><BR/>@Don - Santa perked up when he heard of this. He's saying x-mas is back on, and he'll be there. Only it will be late at night, along his deliveries, so he asks that you leave the party favors by the fireplace. k thx bye!<BR/><BR/>@Gorilla B - I've got news for you. Everything you said is true. Just go down to a local pub and take a gander.<BR/><BR/>@Santa Claws - I'd take your bucket of slop, however I think you're going to need it for Christmas Eve when YOU DINE IN HELL!<BR/><BR/>@DonnyRuth - Santa has never raised a hand to a woman in his life, and I don't think he'll start. He can barely raise his head off the floor, much less out of the toilet on a good day. I'll pass along your email addy, you can both reminisce over your "Dear Santa Letter" you wrote so many years ago, asking for the medieval torture devices.<BR/><BR/>@Officer One Time - Would that be the crack whore who had a stillborn child, left it in the bathroom while she went about her business, sucking on a glass pipe until the medics and cops arrived? Yep, that was me.<BR/><BR/>@Pwn Greenland - That spng tptally pwns!<BR/><BR/>@Thinkinfyou - Hmm, I don't know...continue it's downward spiral into oblivion, or until I set it right?<BR/>I've been watching it slowly make it's way down, and stop up the drain a lil more everyday. Hold on, I'll be right back. I'm gonna go get the plunger and help it along. =P~Static~http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-50710078703820651552008-12-10T11:10:00.000-05:002008-12-10T11:10:00.000-05:00Static,what would the world do without you,and your incessant helping!?!Thinkinfyouhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02551329486113673201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-35218094470562079472008-12-10T03:39:00.000-05:002008-12-10T03:39:00.000-05:00This is by far the best festive sing song...ever. Enjoy:<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cSs3FyeThM0" REL="nofollow">The Night Santa Went Crazy</A>Pwn Greenlandhttp://www.pwngreenland.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-51059820378571077162008-12-09T12:33:00.000-05:002008-12-09T12:33:00.000-05:00Holy crap, were you hiding behind a door at some of my recent calls for service? We must be working in the same city...One Timehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05834553819053447865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-29280610886606450252008-12-09T11:58:00.000-05:002008-12-09T11:58:00.000-05:00Allow me to intervene. Please send Santa my e-mail and I'll give him some advice on to get that hot cougs Mrs. Claus back. All anyone needs is the love of a strong woman and the will to beat her when she steps out of line.Donny Ruthhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14674284893564642411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-42591248160064437982008-12-09T02:10:00.000-05:002008-12-09T02:10:00.000-05:00You are truly the spawn of satan for posting this very personal story about me. Guess what you're getting for christmas, junior? That's right, a bucket of slopSanta Clawshttp://img242.imageshack.us/img242/4707/a5wpl7vu1rusedq1.jpgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-68071302487938277732008-12-07T17:37:00.000-05:002008-12-07T17:37:00.000-05:00Humans are supposed to act dumb during Christmas. I want you all to put on silly hats and an erectile tooting horn in each nostril. Have you got enough nasal power make those tooting horns erect? Put you nose where your mouth is, boys.Gorilla Bananashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-17271981569823706412008-12-07T14:48:00.000-05:002008-12-07T14:48:00.000-05:00I'm serving Xanax and hydrocodone for dessert Christmas day. Welcome, one and all. Bring your bank roll for good time.Donhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05463060912068044225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-61795430011309897092008-12-07T14:20:00.000-05:002008-12-07T14:20:00.000-05:00Black tar heroin, the gift that keeps on giving!rustyhttp://www.pinklatexblog.comnoreply@blogger.com