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xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__jJVmEEWTqM/TFiyrseEFVI/AAAAAAAAAf8/bUNyqMEtyW0/S220/thanks_a_million.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>10</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-4305993342536744762</id><published>2009-11-09T22:31:20.945-05:00</published><updated>2009-11-09T22:31:20.945-05:00</updated><title type='text'>WHO&amp;#39;S YO DADDY?!</title><content type='html'>WHO&amp;#39;S YO DADDY?!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/7781012687577498144/comments/default/4305993342536744762'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1641680754'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-6640552550269028660</id><published>2009-10-29T21:33:31.011-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-29T21:33:31.011-04:00</updated><title type='text'>@AC - More importantly: Did ya like it?</title><content type='html'>@AC - More importantly: Did ya like it?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/7781012687577498144/comments/default/6640552550269028660'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/7781012687577498144/comments/default/6640552550269028660'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/10/bedtime-story-by-static.html?showComment=1256866411011#c6640552550269028660' title=''/><author><name>Static</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image 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blimes.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/7781012687577498144/comments/default/2246978206199716062'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/7781012687577498144/comments/default/2246978206199716062'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/10/bedtime-story-by-static.html?showComment=1256864281553#c2246978206199716062' title=''/><author><name>Angry_Clown</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874704878094893610</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16764767405712390944'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' 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Did you get dropped on yo...</title><content type='html'>@ Angry Clown - lol wut? Did you get dropped on your head or get a broomstick up the butt when you were a kid or something?</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/7781012687577498144/comments/default/4163450322443966020'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/7781012687577498144/comments/default/4163450322443966020'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/10/bedtime-story-by-static.html?showComment=1256858433775#c4163450322443966020' title=''/><author><name>Static</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/__jJVmEEWTqM/R4z0wNdfvoI/AAAAAAAAABE/ZkZOpg5xe-U/S220/afuarsenioyellpq4.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/10/bedtime-story-by-static.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-7781012687577498144' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/posts/default/7781012687577498144' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1514495563'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-8784303682108709305</id><published>2009-10-27T20:36:13.443-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-27T20:36:13.443-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Thats awesome almost made me wanna learn more then...</title><content type='html'>Thats awesome almost made me wanna learn more then I thought &amp;#39;FUCK THAT&amp;quot; and threw a pumpkin at the wall to celebrate Halloween. Its xmas for satanists! wooooo wheres my pressie stat. what was I saying? Oh yeah thats how you get rid of blood stains on the carpet (and a body) Burn the place down! Glad I could help.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/7781012687577498144/comments/default/8784303682108709305'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/7781012687577498144/comments/default/8784303682108709305'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/10/bedtime-story-by-static.html?showComment=1256690173443#c8784303682108709305' title=''/><author><name>Angry_Clown</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06874704878094893610</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='16764767405712390944'/><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2pZ36-6S-tg/SueNDBEwV5I/AAAAAAAABF0/2X5ahHvSu-M/S220/P27-07-09_10.28.jpg'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/10/bedtime-story-by-static.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-7781012687577498144' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/posts/default/7781012687577498144' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1236518716'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-8812029110364618642</id><published>2009-10-24T23:19:09.661-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-24T23:19:09.661-04:00</updated><title type='text'>@Smithers - Try an entire box of 100mg Viagra and ...</title><content type='html'>@Smithers - Try an entire box of 100mg Viagra and wash it down with a 6-pack of Red Bull. Don&amp;#39;t mind the heart palpitations and the STROKE, the Red Bull helps give that extra bit of energy...it&amp;#39;s totally worth it when you&amp;#39;re able to keep stroking...just remember to have that push button emergency response system handy.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/7781012687577498144/comments/default/8812029110364618642'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/7781012687577498144/comments/default/8812029110364618642'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/10/bedtime-story-by-static.html?showComment=1256440749661#c8812029110364618642' title=''/><author><name>Static</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/__jJVmEEWTqM/R4z0wNdfvoI/AAAAAAAAABE/ZkZOpg5xe-U/S220/afuarsenioyellpq4.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/10/bedtime-story-by-static.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-7781012687577498144' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/posts/default/7781012687577498144' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1514495563'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-6558330074494279573</id><published>2009-10-24T10:11:58.444-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-24T10:11:58.444-04:00</updated><title type='text'>That has to be the most beautiful story ever.  I c...</title><content type='html'>That has to be the most beautiful story ever.  I came twice.  I would&amp;#39;ve have gone for three in a row but ever since I hit my thirties, it takes a little bit more to keep me going.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/7781012687577498144/comments/default/6558330074494279573'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/7781012687577498144/comments/default/6558330074494279573'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/10/bedtime-story-by-static.html?showComment=1256393518444#c6558330074494279573' title=''/><author><name>Derek Smithers</name><uri>http://dereksmithers.wordpress.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/10/bedtime-story-by-static.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-7781012687577498144' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/posts/default/7781012687577498144' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1199259465'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-7958636493627454783</id><published>2009-10-23T23:05:00.059-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-23T23:05:00.059-04:00</updated><title type='text'>**cloroforms sovietdisco again

How many times do ...</title><content type='html'>**cloroforms sovietdisco again&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How many times do I have to tell you to stay in your cage?!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/7781012687577498144/comments/default/7958636493627454783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/7781012687577498144/comments/default/7958636493627454783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/10/bedtime-story-by-static.html?showComment=1256353500059#c7958636493627454783' title=''/><author><name>Static</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13875998739533600766</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/__jJVmEEWTqM/R4z0wNdfvoI/AAAAAAAAABE/ZkZOpg5xe-U/S220/afuarsenioyellpq4.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/10/bedtime-story-by-static.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-7781012687577498144' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/posts/default/7781012687577498144' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1514495563'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-1915534772183480326</id><published>2009-10-23T10:19:58.013-04:00</published><updated>2009-10-23T10:19:58.013-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Tell me another story, Daddy.
*bats eyelashes sedu...</title><content type='html'>Tell me another story, Daddy.&lt;br /&gt;*bats eyelashes seductively/creepily*</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/7781012687577498144/comments/default/1915534772183480326'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/7781012687577498144/comments/default/1915534772183480326'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/10/bedtime-story-by-static.html?showComment=1256307598013#c1915534772183480326' title=''/><author><name>sovietdisco</name><uri>http://sovietdisco.wordpress.com/</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/openid16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.krapsody.com/2009/10/bedtime-story-by-static.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3157688570390742880.post-7781012687577498144' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3157688570390742880/posts/default/7781012687577498144' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-434220696'/></entry></feed>
