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The Columbus Dispatch - Feb 21 1:16 AM
A 77-year-old man in Des Moines, Iowa, who was trying to unclog his septic tank on the afternoon of Christmas Eve, lost his balance and fell in -- headfirst with his legs sticking up. He remained in that position for about an hour until his wife saw him and called for help.

That almost beats his recent attempts to unclog his toilet on the morning of New Years Day, and fell in head first with his legs sticking up. He's remained in that position until his next embarrassing predicament.


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