Krapsody's Latest Reviews

Happy 4th of July weekend to you all! If you are out there enjoying bbq's, fireworks and having a relaxing time more power to you. Have a great time.

However, as for me I've been working and slaving over my blog today.
Yes it's that time folks, time to re-evaluate this pile of krap floating around in cyberspace.

Here's the latest review of Krapsody posted by some freak named Static. The zoo's gotta start being more careful with their animals.

Click on the following image to read the insane review
pure krap

Hmm, imagine that. All this time I thought I was providing something worthwhile. I guess I've been had folks, I should hang it up and head for the hills. I used to think I had nerves of steel and a mind of lead, a lead balloon that is. All this nitpicking and complaining has made me see the... wait a second. I'm getting real tired of kicking my own ass. Nevermind. See you at the same channel, same place, check your local listings for showtimes.

This is my brain... this is my brain


Gorilla Bananas said...

Don't listen to the critics, you can't allow those talentless fatheads to determine your worth. Keep on blogging...and let more people know you're Don King's illegitimate son.

Static said...

Mr. Bananas - Thanks for the words of encouragement. You were complimenting me right? I shall keep on blogging and blogging and blogging. About nothing! And more people should know I am Don King's evil twin brother.

Sully Sullivan said...

That static guy pretty much nailed it. I would never visit this blog, and I surely would never comment on it.


Static said...

Yeah that static guy sure did nail that alright. Then he flipped it over and nailed it again and again. By golly he ripped out the controls and nailed those too.

Why how dare you visit that blog and comment on that one but not mine you scoundrel! ARGH!


Chelle Blögger said...

Oh please, he is just jealous! I mean he wishes he could be as great as you are at blogging, have you seen the crap he writes??

Screw him. I'm your #1 fan and that's all that counts. :)

Angry_Clown said...

I agree with static the reviewer or the writer? you can work out which one aha cheese out

Soge shirts said...

Keep blogging sir. You are the master of the absurd and a great escape from what we call reality on earth.

Andrew Long said...

Happy (late) 4th of July my friend!

Thank you for your kind words on blog. You keep my yarbles yearning for more.

Did you blow any shit up?

Static said...

Chelle - I know Static writes like a Jerk-In-The-Box suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. The utter lack of substance, good taste, and decency. He's about as smart as a rubber bow tie and two left shoes suggest, a Bozo. He can go curl back up in the corner, and continue chewing on his toenails. Wow, did I just say that about myself?

Anyway thanks for being my #1 fan AND that is all that counts.


Damian (666) - Word homefry! Cheese out to you also. Hey, do you like cheese too?

Sogeshirtsguy - I shall keep blogging Soges. It takes years... no months... actually it only took a few days to come up wioth the concept that makes me... MASTER OF THE ABSURD!

I once took a mickey cocktail and stuffed a nembutal suppository up my bung, that was my great escape from reality on earth. But now that I had a taste of that reality, I want to escape from earth. On a rocketship bound for Pluto. Shuzbot, nanu nanu.

Andrew Long - Same to you and thank you, AND you're welcome!

Of course I blew some shit up. That's what I do, and it doesn't have to be the 4th of July for me either.

Why just a month ago I was testing a batch of nitroglycerin... by shaking it REALLY hard.
Next thing I know I'm waking up with a botched back street operation that saved my life but left me with a crisscrossed shoelace scar on my forehead and a face like a boiled Octopus.

I was so messed up days afterwards I spent much of that time at the damn pet store talking to the lizards.

Live and learn.

Static said...

Lets not forget my own reviews about YOU!

And if I haven't reviewed you yet, let me know, I'd be happy to do as soon as I can. Just contact me at any one of my communities.

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