I Get a Kick Out of You

Here's a weird one for ya. Feet get a new pedicure treat. A pedicure if you didn't know is a way to improve the appearance of the feet, and their nails. Commonly using a pumice stone to remove dead skin and clipping the nails and filing them all, adding a bit of polish and then a good rub down with some oil.

And if you don't know what a foot is, you have REAL problems.
According to Urban Dictionary
4. foot

Lower extremity, used for walking.

Same thing used to put in someone's ass, because he or she deserved it.
Ok, now that we have that covered.

Do your foot problems got YOU down? Corns, bunions, dry feet, hang nails. Not anymore.

In Alexandria, Virginia, a spa is selling customers time with a tank of water full of fish that gobble up the dead skin off your crusty ass feet.

That's right, you put your feet in the tank and these puckered foot suckers go at it like there's no tomorrow. This certainly is a new approach to pedicures, gone are the days when Mrs. Wong grinds off that nasty callous on your heel with a belt sander.

According to AP 5,000 customers paid up to $50 for the process called Dr. Fish to smooth out their feet. The only drawback is....

"Apparently the fish in the communal tank would sometimes ignore customers to engage in a feeding frenzy on one client who REALLY needed a pedicure."

A feeding frenzy you say? Did they forget to mention what kind of fish these are?

Dr. Fish

Ahhhh, now it all makes sense. One customer exclaimed, "It's spectacular. You go in with feet and legs and you roll out on stumps!"
Best read the fine print next time?

article courtesy of CNBC.COM
Be sure to read the section on the jet powered wheelchair. It's a Darwin Award in the making. Good stuff!

"Holy KWAP!"


Gorilla Bananas said...

It's similar to the ox peckers in the African Savannah. The ox wades into a river and waits for the fish to nibble his pecker.

Donnie said...

...and if you don't think that those fish foot feeders do a good job, look at the guy in the wheelchair.

Sully Sullivan said...

That is disgusting. Those fish should be ashamed of themselves.

Anonymous said...

I once met a man who only had half a foot.

I told him that six inches was more than enough for any lady...

... I'll clear my desk :(

Angry_Clown said...

Hell yeah I'd pay $50 to get my feet eaten off, I pay the dominatrix a lot more for a lot less!

Ms Scarlet said...

Gross!!! This is no place for a blow-up doll!

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Anonymous said...

Sod your opinion about it being potential Darwin. Those wheelchairs are totally made of win.

Anonymous said...

I didn't know fish had foot fetishes.

Anonymous said...

I am scared of that person's toes. I heard about that on the news. I couldn't do that. I am ticklish..

Kirsten said...

Where did you find that picture of my feet??

Anonymous said...

That foot is totally hot!

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