When Someone Ruins Your Kodak Moment

tai chi?
We've all been there before. A night out on the town or a day at the carnival, taking snapshots of you and your friends or family having fun to preserve the memories, and some dickweed from outta nowhere sticks their fat face in your pic.

Honestly, it sucks to have other people in the background of your shots, but sometimes it's unavoidable in public places. Most of the time it's an innocent mistake, people just don't realize they are in the background. But then there is the occasional jerk-in-the box who relishes such circumstances.

Like this waitress
no tip for you
No tip for you bitch.

You're a douchebag out nightclubbing with your homies, and to show how cool and attractive to the opposite sex you think you are, you have three girls pose with you and some other douchebag (probably your friend) in the background decides to go digging for gold at just the most inopportune moment evar.
wilmer valderrama and his friends are so great
Wilmer Valderrama is so cool man. I don't know if that's him, but even if this isn't him, he's still a douchebag.

Or how about the fat topless person creeping into your wedding photo?
wedding crasher
That might be the most disgusting photo so far. Talk about wedding crashers.

A day at the beach can be ruined in a variety of ways.
Like for instance when the family dog answers the call of nature in your 'aren't they all so cute' photo
so cute

You're goofing around on the beach and 'I'll steal a quick candid snapshot' is interrupted by a skank with a hangover and a nasty case of the crabs who creeps into the viewfinder scratching at her pubes and the dried spunk on her crotch from her 20 guy creampie last night.

Beach combing is so much fun. You find a spot to relax and take a picture with your girlfriends and your Old Navy outfitted trendifuck metrosexual boyfriends decide they want to be in your picture too.
beach combing
"Hey Chandler, guess who's doing the wobbly-h tonight? Ha ha ha ha!" STFU. Only you and your homophobic friends are doing gay sex acrobatics for everyone on the internet to see, assclowns.

You're on vacation and stop at a famous local bar. You take a snapshot before leaving to say, "I've been there" and some jaggoff lit up on Jager you shot down moments before presses his mudflaps to the window behind you.
That guy must do some serious manscaping to get his ass that smooth.

Every redneck sportsman in Hicksville wants to look cool to their buddies. Just slapping a deer rack over your fireplace isn't enough. No, you have to take pictures of you and your slaughtered animals you sick beast. Even more sick than that is when your dog decides to get frisky with the dead deer in your snapshot.
i humping deer daddy
Did your pooch learn how to mount deer by watching you?

You look at your pictures on your camera phone and notice that one is interrupted by someone else's special moment.
how romantic
Aww, isn't that romantic?

Camera phones are great aren't they? They are so useful. Since they became available every pervert in the world has been using them creatively for upskirt shots and more.
Wonder why junior spends so much time in the bathroom?

You know you aren't going to get too many calls for your personal ad when Scooby and Shaggy think you're face is pretty spooky.
nice body but that face yikes!

Finally, nothing could piss you off more when you are trying to have an intimate moment with your SUV and YOUR FACE ruins the picture!
I love my suv
Talk about getting some tail...pipe.


Gorilla Bananas said...

I hope they arrested that last guy. Owning a car doesn't give you the right to rape its butt.

Daddy Papersurfer said...

That's a very small muffler ....

Rich said...

Its actually me in all thoses snaps (except shaggy & scoob). It is my hobby to don a variety of disguises and find people taking photos, and then do something stupid in the background.

Kissing that dude wasn't one of my finer moments seeing as im straight but I am comitted to the hilarification of peoples cherished moments

threio said...


I think I will copy the day on the beach for my screensaver--a dog sh*tting on my parade is about normal around here.

Static said...

@ Mr. Bananas - I didn't realize that cars had butts. But I reckon that "junk in the trunk" doesn't translate any better when referring to a particular part of the human anatomy either.

Static said...

@ Daddy P - It's also a very small tailpipe.

Static said...

@ Rich - Are you sure that you aren't the inspiration for Shaggy and Scoob? You are rather cartoonish, not only in print but in appearance as well.

Static said...

@ Threio - Define "normal". At least it's not a much larger mammal. I'm getting the impression you are a little bitter about a dog crapping on your parade. Canines express their gratitude by pooping on things. Be grateful the dog hasn't sprayed on your parade.

Funny Videos said...

Very nice post

Funny videos said...

That's a very small muffler ....

Static said...

@ Funny videos - Thanks.

Static said...

@ Funny videos - Now you're just being an attention whore.

Waltsense.com said...

What's wrong with a little Photobombing on the school girls. I've seen enough internet and those girls are into very kinky stuff on the internet. They seem to blur private parts and do nasty stuff to them.

Anonymous said...

That last photo is strangely arousing

Static said...

@Waltsense - You sound disappointed that girl's kinky stuff on the internet is blurred out. Just remember that the next time you watch '2 Girls 1 Cup'..that disappointment will melt away.

Static said...

@ Big Mental Disease - It should be. I look pretty hot in lingerie, don't I?

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