Emancipate Your Mind from Mental Slavery

The world's not quite there yet. Maybe it's too difficult for most to wrap their minds around. But then again, maybe they'd be more apt to follow another similar, simpler philosophy. Such as, "Free your mind and your ass will follow."

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...which is pretty funny. Not quite as funny as say, "Emancipate your ass from mental slavery." or "Emancipate your mind from ass slavery."

Hmm...Anyway, shouldn't it be "heart", and not "ass"??
Well, in either case if your ass gets in the way, you can be damn sure my foot will not be far behind.

one legged man in ass kicking contest most likely lose


Gorilla Bananas said...

We gorillas say "Kick the ass and the mind will follow". Freeing the ass is also good. If I saw a captive ass I would free it like John Brown.

Static said...

@ Mr. Bananas: Fine observations, dear cousin. However, I like to think that I keep an audience of asses CAPTIVATED. Please don't free them. I worked very hard to enslave their minds. =P

Justin said...

Haha. I dunno if I should free my ass... when I tried it in the past, all I did was rip a huge one. TMI? Get over it. XD

CherylT said...

Maybe it was referring to a person's donkey.

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