Running for U.S. Senate in Delaware, Christine O'Donnell has some extreme opinions about masturbation and more, but doesn't know much about the Constitution. Maybe if she spent less time mentally masturbating she'd have a clearer purer perception of things.
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I rather masturbate to it than let her give me a blow job.
@ Mr. Bananas: I think your chances of masturbating to it are much greater than her giving you a blow job. But then again, you haven't been introduced to each other yet.
@ Mr. Bananas: ..unless your penis resembles a kitten or it IS a kitten. Ha ha, oh yeah. Funny ape. You've got a kitten-penis!
That certainly gives new meaning to the term "kitten huffing". =P
Too late.
Damn. I never even had the chance to masturbate to it. The second I looked upon visage of this tantalizing goddess, semen shot out of my pee hole, blasted out of my pants and completely splattered the interior of the room.
Then, I masturbated.
Yeah, I've been watching her dip shit antics on the news and Bill Maher's show. She's friggin' retarded.
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