Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Puts the Nasty in Dynasty

| Dec. 30, 2013

In this stunning, never-before-seen and recently uncovered video, Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson has some hobbies that most people will find far outside the mainstream.

Drink up, wise quacker, your beard needs lots of nourishment--giving the rest of us a real reason to "fear the beard".


Gorilla Bananas said...

Do we know for a fact that bull jism is less healthy than milk? I think it contains more protein.

Static said...

I'm not sure, Monsieur Bananas. Maybe Phil Robertson can tell us after he's finished guzzling his share of bull jizz...or possibly Pat Robertson can, since they're probably related.

klahanie said...

Ah crap, please prove you're not a robot.

Spunk on the tach. Dork Dynasty and coincidentally, when I do an upcoming posting on Dork Dynasty, it was only coincidence, coincidentally.

Thank you, Static.

Gary :)

Static said...

Sorry, Gary. The captcha verification stays so long as the spammers keep coming to my blog. Durk Dynasty is filmed on Uranus. They aren't real people, they're all CGI characters. Look for the Dick Dynasty film this summer where they go looking around in Daisy Duck's "va-gee-gee" searching for the meaning of life. It's rated NC-17 and will go straight to video--the dollar bin probably.

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