Showing posts with label Earth Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Earth Day. Show all posts

Global Warming Really Chaps My Hide

not the best solution but a solution nonetheless Today is April 22nd. Do you know what day it is? Did ya forget already? Why it's Earth Day!

It's time for us to clean up our act. A time for going Green. A time for picking up trash around yourself and not throwing it out the window on the freeway, pinheads. A time for calling out sick at work and reducing our carbon footprints. That's just what I did. I called up work this morning and told them I wouldn't be coming in today. And if they didn't like it...well then I'd be leaving a carbon footprint in their ass.

The bleeding, the sick, the elderly, and the infirm can walk to a hospital for all I care at this moment in time. That's right. No ambulance rides for YOU today! Get ill, have a heart attack, or injure yourself some other day, moron. Don't you know it's Earth Day?

I want everyone to know, Krapsody is environmentally conscious. After all this blog isn't printed on paper..AND I drink only earth-temperature water (preferably polluted, so I can do my part in filtering the many toxins man has dumped into the environment).

This might explain why I have a large growth on my neck that glows in the dark. Hmm, maybe I ought to get that checked out..

Anyway. So in honor of Earth Day I have done something M0AR meaningful than participating in some run-of-the-mill BORING Earth Day event at a park or civic center, that in reality, just creates more trash and pollution.

I have created my very own motivational posters for you to pass on and get people motivated...or aroused..or perhaps a bit pissed off. Controversy is my middle name. Whatever works to spread the word!

earth day getting rid of automobiles is fun

earth day get treated like dirt

earth day recycle or i'll kill you

earth day responsible sustainable consumption fatso

earth day clearcutting for a better view of america

earth day hilarious

earth day funny

earth day legislation will be passed against this kid

earth day fail

Well. That's it for now folks. Tell me which ones are your favorites by leaving me a comment. Maybe the Earth Day Network or perhaps even the Green Party will use one someday. If you're feeling up to it, print one out and use it as a bumper sticker on your Hummer...what?? A guy can dream can't he?!

Listening to: The Pretenders - My City Was Gone
via FoxyTunes

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