Mars Rover Returns Photo of Martian Billboard

In response to Comedy Central's billboard guerrilla marketing, the red planet has it's own.

martian billboard

INSTANT UPDATE: Carol Channing volunteers for martian marketing campaign to hit planet earth soon!

carol channing pooted

Flatulent Harassment

Ever heard of a drive-by farting?

The Art of "Jowling"

I've been around & about seen it all folks. That was until I saw this... JOWLING. But, what exactly is jowling? A step by step guide

1. Loosen all of the muscles in your face and refrain from making any expression.

(Y'know get sloppy drunk in other words).

2.Try to keep your eyes and mouth open.

(Shouldn't be hard with an IQ of 62).

3.Shake your head from side to side as quickly as possible while the picture is being taken.

(Install spit screens where necessary & wear umbrella doesn't hurt either).

Make sure to use a digital camera with a flash in order to capture the jowler in freeze frame!

Jowlers and/or Jowling may cause headaches, dizzyness, and possible fainting if performed too many times in a row.

The end result?


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Farts Within the Matrix


The navigation system for the discriminating driver in you!

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